Johfra Bosschart, “Children of the Moon,” 1969
TF Writers: we should probably include more humans to make our Content more Relatable to our Audience!
Audience, made mostly of humans: why the fuck are all these Squishy Gremlins running around my robots.
“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is so raw and powerful but it comes from an incomprehensible shitpost about mushrooms
pick two
“You’re not bored, you’re boring”
Jules Joseph Lefebvre (1834 - 1912) - Judith (1892).
Жюль Жозеф Лефевр (1834 - 1912) - Джудит (1892).
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
ghost brides at john galliano f/w oh-nine