sup skrunkle doodles I’m back with my gooberlicious activities
only 10 minutes? i could go a whole 24 and more and let me tell you i’d be doing more than just surviving
Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.
so im on death row-
i just got arrested for being too ugly
if i die i want everyone i’ve ever met to act super suspicious when someone mentions my death so i end up on buzzfeed unsolved but it was just me poisoning myself
my pipes bursted last week so i’m moving back into my home now
I’ll represent you in court :)
glitter gives me a concerning amount of serotonin
yes
late 19th century perfume bottles
- ate dirt
- ate a four leaf clover so i would always be lucky
- made at least 1 blood oath
- ate wild blackberries and honeysuckle
- set things on fire
- ate all the marshmallows out of a giant box of lucky charms
- catch lizards
- rolled in mud
- ate a moss ball for a dollar
- study pokemon religiously
- ate a lot of weird shit for money
- threw worms at strangers
- run on all fours