I’ll Represent You In Court :)

after all this time... I’m still a piece of shit

i’ve decided that instead of being a functional member of society, i will become mothmans’ wife and live in the forest

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! Then it send to the last ten people in your notifications (anonymously). You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity. ♡

i like this ask a lot! (it’s also my first one! 🤯🤯🤯)

1. i enjoy playing with my cat she’s goofy

2. playing video games, mostly pixel horror games

3. reading, getting lost in a good story is the best feeling ever

4. making people laugh, making others happy is one of my favorite things

5. exercising, it’s a good and healthy way to relive stress

thank you for the ask and anyone reading this have a good day <3

lmao imagine being touch starved *i say bawling my fucking eyes out after being called ‘Superstar’*

*the ground splitting due to gavins sound breaking screams*

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

just remembered that time when i was like 5 or 6 when i told my babysitter i was allergic to peanut butter so none of the other kids could have it. this worked for like a year and a half before my mom caught out. (context: i hate peanuts and peanut butter with a passion)

I’m feeling very arson-y right now

only 10 minutes? i could go a whole 24 and more and let me tell you i’d be doing more than just surviving

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

I think I’m gonna start gaslighting people into thinking I’m a figment of their imagination then just disappear into the woods never to be seen again

i hope this comes true

it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.