I Have Strong Urge To Put That In My Mouth, There’s No Reason For It Except For The Fact It Would Feel

reblogging to make this later

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

if i were an omega in the omegaverse I’d slick so much they’d call me slick ‘n’ slide

apparently it’s a ‘felony’ and ‘morally wrong’ to commit 15 counts murder, i mean what does society want me to do when they say “what’re you gonna do?  kill me!?”

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! Then it send to the last ten people in your notifications (anonymously). You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity. ♡

i like this ask a lot! (it’s also my first one! 🤯🤯🤯)

1. i enjoy playing with my cat she’s goofy

2. playing video games, mostly pixel horror games

3. reading, getting lost in a good story is the best feeling ever

4. making people laugh, making others happy is one of my favorite things

5. exercising, it’s a good and healthy way to relive stress

thank you for the ask and anyone reading this have a good day <3

one day i’ll go feral enough to ascend to another plane of existence and from there lead my goose army to overthrow capitalism and begin global communism

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if i die i want everyone i’ve ever met to act super suspicious when someone mentions my death so i end up on buzzfeed unsolved but it was just me poisoning myself

at this point i don’t even have to wake up to choose violence

this au is gold