rewatching lotr, and rewatched the hobbit trilogy like 2 weeks ago, and i must say. i love this franchise for all its “i knew a guy who knew a guy” relations. like to give just one example, gimli presumes for a second, like the whole fellowship, that frodo got injured by the cave troll in moria. but he’s actually just fine! because frodo just happens to be gimli’s dad’s boss’s situationship’s nephew, and therefore has the mithril shirt that gimli’s dad’s boss gave to his situationship right before gimli’s dad’s boss led the company to battle against, among others, legolas’s dad. legolas’s old situationship from like last year (60 years ago) was also there and chose, get this, gimli’s dad’s boss’s nephew over him. i love yall
u know what actually, thank god you’re all still into dead war vets who are allegedly fucking. it’s an honor rpf-ing a 23 year old show made for dads and uncles who salute the flag unironically.
tom hanks we are in ur walls cornplating this show, wringing it down and screencapping to its last blurred pixel of a minor background character featured in a nondescript scene you’ve already forgotten you’ve filmed. every government website or sketchy war museum will become an unwilling collaborator to rpf. we are making every single soldier in this regiment kiss in half-destroyed billets, and give each other chaffing, shitty handjobs in a bastogne foxhole. no ground is sacred. every theater of war is fair play. no man will be spared from romance of debilitating degrees
good morning, vampires!
Slow Horses + River Cartwright always having the worse day
Molly Doran Slow Horses 4.05 | Grave Danger "Oh, come on, don't do yourself down, Molly. You remember everything. That's why you're in charge of the archive."
i'm calling it the "Celebrimbrella"