Merlin: I Can Explain.

Friends dogo

Adora: My head hurts.

Catra: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

“What?! How did you dodge that?!” “Because you said the name of the attack OUT LOUD!”

Here's a quick au idea that just came to me today:

In a modern au where Merlin is still waiting on Arthur, historians recently discovered a whole batch of legal documents from Arthur's reign. These documents detail many changes he made to the laws of Camelot, including the repeal of the magic ban (which the historians assumed was just a halt on witch hunts).

However, one thing that the historians note as strange were the large number of laws that only applied to the king's personal manservant, who was never mentioned by name in the documents. These laws range from oddly specific, such as 'the king's manservant shall not accompany knights to the tavern', to downright bizarre decrees that make no sense, like 'the king's manservant is hereby forbidden from pointing out stew in the king's hair.'

The historians' first guess was that perhaps King Arthur was going a bit mad in his later years, but they didn't find any other ludicrous laws besides the ones pertaining to his manservant, which then led the historians to question the identity of this manservant and his relationship to the king.

All of this culminates in a historical exhibit showcasing the documents and postulating on this mysterious manservant of king Arthur. Many scholars flock to the exhibit, eager to examine the documents and debate their meaning and impact within a historical context.

Which then leads to a very tired Dr. Merlin Emrys, a medieval history professor, being dragged by his colleagues to see the exhibit and having to stifle is laughter as these world-renowned scholars tear their hair out trying to understand what was essentially a prank war between him and Arthur.

what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.

Chill man

best part of having a broken leg? i run out of socks half as fast.

I was back in my old school and a 10 yo kid offered me cocaine in exchange for me attending his fantasy book club.

bnha & what they smell like

viv's notes: self-indulgent brainrot, that is all.

tamaki amajiki smells like lavender laundry detergent.

keigo takami smells like cinnamon and apple spice.

denki kaminari smells (faintly) like lemon and sweat.

tenya iida smells like paper and ink.

shoto todoroki smells like fresh mint.

eijirou kirishima smells like cinnamon and axe body spray.

fumikage tokoyami smells like apples and vanilla candles.

shota aizawa smells like clean laundry.

hanta sero smells (faintly) like orange blossoms.

rumi usagiyama smells (faintly) like carrots and vanilla.

Merlin: I love assassinating assassins, they always look so surprised.