I was back in my old school and a 10 yo kid offered me cocaine in exchange for me attending his fantasy book club.
Last Week Tonight, March 16, 2022
Arthur: i had a thought-
Merlin: i'm so proud of you!
Arthur:... i was thinking of promoting you. But you seem a bit to immature to handle being court sorcerer
Merlin: wait no-
Allow me to offer you all merthur fanart… referenced from La belle dame sans merci, 1893 by John William Waterhouse… I love them so much
I need to do more merthur fanart soon 🫶
Shigaraki: Fuck you
Dabi: Fuck me yourself, you coward
Spinner, in background: *getting slammed into the ground by Machia*
Spinner: Guys please, I’m begging you to do this later
Merlin: *beaming* I could kiss you
Arthur: *stumbling over Chair, running into walls, nearly breaking his neck* y-yeah, haha. * leaning against the nearest wall like a loser.* You could
Merlin:
[via]
Where the fish at
“Eagle on Ice” ~ Photography by James Geddes
Arthur: What are you doing?
Gwiaine (quite drunk): that is none of your business
Arthur: yes it -
Gwaine: now let me kiss your boyfriend
Merlin (being held being arthur, also drunk): yeahhhhhh! Arthur, lemme kiss your boyfriend
Arthur (so done with his knights shit)
there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit
I like plants and gay stuff, and merlin is very gay
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