The Way Merlin Talked Arthur Out Of Marrying All The Girls He Was Supposed To Marry Except For Gwen.

Arthur: does something stupid with a sword that did not fix the problem

Merlin: godammit and I wanted a peaceful afternoon

Arthur: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Merlin: That’s because I deal with the ones that don’t involve swords.

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

㋡🥀

iza miko

The forest was a fairytale today

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

May or may not decide to online harrass my ex, whatcha think?

wenclair <3

time traveling au inspired by this post by @mountmortar

feat. confused af arthur and tired at life merlin

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