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Merlin: Freya is banned from the local tavern so we had to go to the next town over.

Freya: They shouldn't call it "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Merlin: Cariad, you ate a barkeep.

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

imagine your otp

me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team

guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—

guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit

guard one: i killed jfk

guard two: he didn’t

King Arthur: [writing, looks up to see Merlin sleeping on his bed]

Cat Merlin: [curled up and snoozing]

King Arthur: [sighs fondly] You're lucky I find you cute either way [returns back to writing, more like doodling a picture of himself and Merlin]

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It’s always either or

Random cook (looking at a massive spread of sweets): why did we make this again?

Head cook: Arthur is gay for his manservant

Merthur in fanfics

Merlin, about Arthur: We will have to add another hole in that belt.

Arthur: Are you saying i’m getting fat?!?

Merlin: If you keep eating like this, yes.

———

Arthur, about Merlin: We will have to add another hole in that belt.

Merlin: Are you saying i’m getting fat?!?

Arthur: No, you are getting thinner by the minute!!

Merlin:

Arthur: Did you eat anything today at all??

Merlin:

Arthur: Do I have to force-feed you??

Merlin: *running away*

Arthur: Come back here!! Stop excercising!! Eat something!!

my favorite cheshire cat

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Arthur: You make me angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Merlin: I literally just said 6 words.

Arthur: Yet, here I am, boiling with rage.