Mycakeatemycat - Valorant And Other Fun Stuff Idk

the reyna throwing slippers hc reminded me of this art by @yonakayo

would not want to be a recipient of la chancla

random valorant headcanons part iv, except i don't have any excuses this time smile y'all you're witnessing mental illness

killjoy sometimes wakes viper up w messaging her weirdly specific questions like “what happens if you wake up in a middle of a surgery? can your intestines rearrange themselves after surgeries?” and she's one of the main reasons why viper's phone is on silent

breach and brim are football fanatics and SOMEHOW they often support the same team (chaos ensues when they don't)

fade cried after playing stray, cypher has a video of her breaking down after finishing the game

yoru refuses to accept he's allergic to strawberries because he loves them sm (he had to spend an entire day at medbay because of this)

raze and killjoy really ship some agents and they bet on them lol

viper has that mad scientist coat and jett, a chronically online person, gasped after seeing her in it

reyna's good at throwing slippers to ppl. you think bullets hurt? wait until reyna smacks you with her fluffy slippers

viper is a big fan of american horror story. one time sova agreed to watch it w her and he's concerned about her mental health now

jett often forgets her knives in random places (low b12 gang)

chamber knows how to make amazing pastries

astra plays ping pong w herself in astral state when she's bored

phoenix and yoru share clothes, jett steals them

raze somehow knows everyone's spotify passwords

neon still doesn't like fade's prowler

brimstone is a bbq master

sova has joint pain like every archer in existence

sage has a mug collection and THEY'RE SO CUTE

she would rather die than admit it but viper plays favorites when it comes to some agents lmao

sova's big cloak is the best blanket in HQ

kay/o can be used as a portable AC. no i will not elaborate just ask killjoy

neon: if i shot chamber by "accident", where should I put his body?

viper: you can throw his body in all the acids that failed in my experiments.

reyna: let me collect his soul first.

jett: before we throw his body, give me his credit card info then we put him inside phoenix's laundry machine.

omen: *shakes head*

sage: dear, you have four choices now choose wisely.

chamber, chuckling nervously in the background: i'm in danger

faceless trio vibe

Not cool, Raze >:c

spider

watching this white youtuber say "oh my god" every time before he says one of the poc agents names 😐😐😐 please

Cypher Art Week Day 2: Workout!

I'm sure he tries to keep up with his fellow teammates, but his playstyle is a bit more static than... some other's... Ahh, it's hard to keep up with those youngsters

icons dump #1 ★ 浅草 みどり

“who’s agent main is always so supportive and nice.”

cypher.

it’s always the cypher mains, they’re always so supportive, nice, and down to earth. 100% recommend🙏🏽

happy birthday!!!

he made you cake but its kinda lopsided

AOOUGHHWGHGH AGGAAOOOUUUUUWGHHHHHH ITS PERFECT MY PRECIOUS BOY