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random valorant headcanons part iv, except i don't have any excuses this time smile y'all you're witnessing mental illness
killjoy sometimes wakes viper up w messaging her weirdly specific questions like “what happens if you wake up in a middle of a surgery? can your intestines rearrange themselves after surgeries?” and she's one of the main reasons why viper's phone is on silent
breach and brim are football fanatics and SOMEHOW they often support the same team (chaos ensues when they don't)
fade cried after playing stray, cypher has a video of her breaking down after finishing the game
yoru refuses to accept he's allergic to strawberries because he loves them sm (he had to spend an entire day at medbay because of this)
raze and killjoy really ship some agents and they bet on them lol
viper has that mad scientist coat and jett, a chronically online person, gasped after seeing her in it
reyna's good at throwing slippers to ppl. you think bullets hurt? wait until reyna smacks you with her fluffy slippers
viper is a big fan of american horror story. one time sova agreed to watch it w her and he's concerned about her mental health now
jett often forgets her knives in random places (low b12 gang)
chamber knows how to make amazing pastries
astra plays ping pong w herself in astral state when she's bored
phoenix and yoru share clothes, jett steals them
raze somehow knows everyone's spotify passwords
neon still doesn't like fade's prowler
brimstone is a bbq master
sova has joint pain like every archer in existence
sage has a mug collection and THEY'RE SO CUTE
she would rather die than admit it but viper plays favorites when it comes to some agents lmao
sova's big cloak is the best blanket in HQ
kay/o can be used as a portable AC. no i will not elaborate just ask killjoy
I search cyphmen on thmblr
5 posts made by me in a row
Starts shaking and crying
fade: are these brownies special?
sage: they are
[later]
fade: i don't fell anything, are you sure there's weed in the brownies?
sage: they are special because i made them with love, fade.
Raze: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Killjoy: That would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Viper: Good morning to everyone except the two of you.
my favorite run and gunner
a little random but i do wish the brown characters of valorant were shown a little more love from both riot and the fandom as individuals cos like i dont think i ever see raze or phoenix if theyre not with killjoy or yoru respectively and dont even get me started on astra who doesnt appear in anything anywhere ever save for the occasional piece of art once a blue moon… dont brush my girl under the rug like this…
is this the content you want, breach stans? are you so starved that you'll take this crappy sketch of a stupid idea??? princess breach
breach, drunk: why are you scientists even mad when you can be just normally glad scientists?
viper, also drunk: student loans
he/him || south asian || mostly reblogging valorant content and other fun stuff I find
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