Mycakeatemycat - Valorant And Other Fun Stuff Idk

JETT IS GETTING NERFED??

valorant unfortunate moments compilation

cypher: i accidentally indulged in too much 'me time'

cypher: turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.

Valorant agents’ methods of interrogation

Brim: Straight-laced “Don’t make this any worse for yourself” kind of talk. He’s willing to go decently far with “advanced interrogation methods”.

Viper: Asks if they feel like talking, if no, she tests experimental substances on them until they talk.

Omen: Once a single word comes out of this man’s mouth, pants are shit and secrets are spilled.

Fade: She doesn’t even need to be in the room to get them to talk.

Sage & Reyna: Good cop/bad cop. 

Breach & Raze: Bad cop/unhinged cop.

Cypher: I mean, he was put in charge of interrogating Fade, so he must be the best at it.

Sova: Doesn’t know how to interrogate smoothly, so he just grabs their head and yells “Talk!”.

Phoenix & Jett: Inexperienced at interrogation, they watch cop shows and try to pull off a good cop/bad cop, but they both get confused, since they thought the other was the good cop. They definitely aren’t torturing anyone.

Yoru: Inexperienced at interrogation, but pretty good at it anyways.

Skye: Non. Stop. Blinding. 

Astra: I don’t think she likes interrogation at all, but if she had to, she’d probably slap them around with her metal arm.

Kayo: Does not care how much pain they are feeling as long as they can talk. Agressive, no nonsense interrogator

Chamber: Prefers not to interrogate, but if he does, his victims are in for a pleasant time just drinking and vibing until they find a knife to their throat.

Neon: Not allowed to interrogate. Too innocent.Although she probably does power some sort of electric chair.

Killjoy: Doesn’t interrogate.

pov: you are going to university with Yoru

the reyna throwing slippers hc reminded me of this art by @yonakayo

would not want to be a recipient of la chancla

random valorant headcanons part iv, except i don't have any excuses this time smile y'all you're witnessing mental illness

killjoy sometimes wakes viper up w messaging her weirdly specific questions like “what happens if you wake up in a middle of a surgery? can your intestines rearrange themselves after surgeries?” and she's one of the main reasons why viper's phone is on silent

breach and brim are football fanatics and SOMEHOW they often support the same team (chaos ensues when they don't)

fade cried after playing stray, cypher has a video of her breaking down after finishing the game

yoru refuses to accept he's allergic to strawberries because he loves them sm (he had to spend an entire day at medbay because of this)

raze and killjoy really ship some agents and they bet on them lol

viper has that mad scientist coat and jett, a chronically online person, gasped after seeing her in it

reyna's good at throwing slippers to ppl. you think bullets hurt? wait until reyna smacks you with her fluffy slippers

viper is a big fan of american horror story. one time sova agreed to watch it w her and he's concerned about her mental health now

jett often forgets her knives in random places (low b12 gang)

chamber knows how to make amazing pastries

astra plays ping pong w herself in astral state when she's bored

phoenix and yoru share clothes, jett steals them

raze somehow knows everyone's spotify passwords

neon still doesn't like fade's prowler

brimstone is a bbq master

sova has joint pain like every archer in existence

sage has a mug collection and THEY'RE SO CUTE

she would rather die than admit it but viper plays favorites when it comes to some agents lmao

sova's big cloak is the best blanket in HQ

kay/o can be used as a portable AC. no i will not elaborate just ask killjoy

anyway my New Classmate© and Friend™ says that when we hit 25 we'll receive a random permanent debuff, for example, always feeling tired

but i already always feel tired, i said

unfortunately he also claims that i will simply get another debuff. like permanent back pain or something

can’t unhear this voice line 

:))) reyge

i love the superpowers in valorant you have the basic elements like fire, air, electricity, Green Orb (?) , Purple Soul (???), the entire fucking cosmos, Eldritch Monsters (????????)