I Love The Superpowers In Valorant You Have The Basic Elements Like Fire, Air, Electricity, Green Orb

What if all the agents started trying to pronounce chambers name the way he says it with a french accent to annoy him,, so for almost an entire week everyone just goes "chambeur"

Meanwhile he's trying very hard not to snap

Viper is Batman

Batman is, in his own words, a rich kid with lots, lots of problems. He's often lonely because of the walls that he made by the security of the ones that he loves. And, believe me, Batman is a person who loves too much. He feels pain because of it. He got traumatized and fights everyday for people don't suffer like him. And, when he can't fight the others' battles, he truly helps these people in their battles.

This is my romantic view of Batman. Now, being realistic, this man is a dick.

Like, Bruce, you're rich, pay for some therapy. Spanking criminals saying that it's for justice isn't a way to solve your problems and the problems of the world. I bet that the biggest issue in Gotham is Bruce Wayne's richness. And, you won't justify yourself by training kids to be vigilantes/assassins. I mean, I know that Bruce never wanted the Robins ended like him but shiiiit boy. Look what you did with Jason.

Now that I showed my ignorant opinion about Batman, let's talk about Viper.

Her "therapy" is inflict pain in others. Like, playing with Viper is even scary since she's with that terrify voice saying something like "I want to see you craw". Her ability is make people suffocate till death or make them dissolve. Ma'am, calm down.

Anyway, my point is, Viper is a dick too.

She's as traumatized and lonely as Batman. And, even if she's a damn sadic bitch, she cares about the younger agents. I don't think that the dialogue between her and Brim is just a tired Viper.

(Viper: "Brimstone, we really need to put an age floor on Valorant. I can't take this... youth"

Brim: "They're the future, Sabine! You know you care about them.")

Yes, she cares. Damn, how she cares. They are young and dumb. They should be just young and dumb, not soldiers. I think Viper can be really overprotective with the younger agents, even if she doesn't know how to demonstrate this. She doesn't want to anyone else feel what she feels everyday.

She's a cinnamon roll. She even bet with Brimstone that her kids won't die in battle.

Yet, Viper's still a dick. Big one. Never forget this.

All this to say, love to Viper and Batman please. They need true therapy and a hug.

sobbing as i watch everyone reach chapter 9 of the battlepass while i do assignments

Brimstone: Don't let Viper fool you, she's not that scary. She used to do ballet.

Phoenix: No way.

Viper: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my bare feet.

my favorite run and gunner

Trying to free myself from heavy art block with my favorite archer boy

the reyna throwing slippers hc reminded me of this art by @yonakayo

would not want to be a recipient of la chancla

random valorant headcanons part iv, except i don't have any excuses this time smile y'all you're witnessing mental illness

killjoy sometimes wakes viper up w messaging her weirdly specific questions like “what happens if you wake up in a middle of a surgery? can your intestines rearrange themselves after surgeries?” and she's one of the main reasons why viper's phone is on silent

breach and brim are football fanatics and SOMEHOW they often support the same team (chaos ensues when they don't)

fade cried after playing stray, cypher has a video of her breaking down after finishing the game

yoru refuses to accept he's allergic to strawberries because he loves them sm (he had to spend an entire day at medbay because of this)

raze and killjoy really ship some agents and they bet on them lol

viper has that mad scientist coat and jett, a chronically online person, gasped after seeing her in it

reyna's good at throwing slippers to ppl. you think bullets hurt? wait until reyna smacks you with her fluffy slippers

viper is a big fan of american horror story. one time sova agreed to watch it w her and he's concerned about her mental health now

jett often forgets her knives in random places (low b12 gang)

chamber knows how to make amazing pastries

astra plays ping pong w herself in astral state when she's bored

phoenix and yoru share clothes, jett steals them

raze somehow knows everyone's spotify passwords

neon still doesn't like fade's prowler

brimstone is a bbq master

sova has joint pain like every archer in existence

sage has a mug collection and THEY'RE SO CUTE

she would rather die than admit it but viper plays favorites when it comes to some agents lmao

sova's big cloak is the best blanket in HQ

kay/o can be used as a portable AC. no i will not elaborate just ask killjoy

OTPtober first set: Reyge

Yokye week #5. Nostalgia.

I feel like I kinda screwed up on the nostalgia part. My bad.

(2020 MAR)