Part Two Of The Longer Than It Should Be Storyline. Credit To The Storyline Come From @hvstias !

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one more neonpost for tonight then im done I SWEAR i PROMMY

look at how shes eyeing the squishsquish rack

"Only five of them? Pity, I brought enough poison for fifty. You can't say I'm not prepared."

"Okay, I only have, like, seventy eight grenades left...hopefully that's enough"

you can tell when someone is out of touch with the lore its so funny like people r saying bh is gonna be reynas sister or rubens niece but . Guys shes turkish

this is not how you hold a bird

now im thinking about an au where kay/o has a horrible terrible no good bad day because for some mysterious plot reason he gets blasted with a ✨become a human✨ ray and he's like.

what.

you turned me into a human.

and whoever was responsible for it is like,,,, ahaha,,, uh,,,,

(they do not mention how his heart and blood glow very faintly)

so he's like 'how am i supposed to use my gear now' and makes a throwing knife motion, and the zero/point knife appears and thunks solidly into the floor and suppresses everyone in the room and he stares at it for a solid 20 seconds, and then he's like

you turned me into a RADIANT

anyway he has a small crisis and at some point considers engaging his destroyed-body backup routine to restore the last saved backup of... himself? kay/o? before... this. happened. and destroying the... biological form. because it's not meant to be like that. it's not right. it's not. he can't be.

he doesn't end up doing it but he does spend a lot of time looking very forlorn and lost

more excitingly, he gets to experience scent and taste for the first time EVER because he didn't have any form of olfactory sensors as a robot. he tries everyone's comfort foods. he learns to cook while he can scent things. he hangs out in the garden for a while. he has fancy tea and coffee and hot chocolate.

he pets the fluffy blankets the other agents swear by just to see what they're all on about. he does some exercise and is rather perplexed yet unsurprised by how his legs burn when he runs his usual distance. he burns his hands a few times because he forgets he isn't immune to temperatures. he spends really long in the shower wondering why it feels especially soothing, when it's just warm water.

there is a short discussion with reyna about whether killing him and, if possible, repeating the humanizing process would create a soul. they do not explore this. he does not want to die.

neon gets to be the bigger friend for once (not literally he is still as tall as ever) and help him acclimatize to the whole human thing while killjoy is making a reversal solution, and probably struggling a bit because 10/10 'become a human' is definitely some whackadoodle borderline magic thing

he has a very awkward talk with sova, who he trusts to tell him awkward things

omen pushes a huge sweater into his hands that he'd been working on for a while but never really had the opportunity to give. this is nice, as he'd been going around in some of brim's bigger wardrobe pieces like flimsy crop tops. he also gives him a plushie. he's very confused by this but appreciates it, and absolutely cannot stop petting it absentmindedly if he's got it nearby.

in a game of chess, losing the Queen usually means a massive loss of material - this is, in most cases, an irrecoverable situation.

yay froggy hats

Valorant Agents Taking Care of a Child (aka you)

Astra -plays Airplane with you -”Higher? You get higher!!” *carries you higher while she floats* -Lets you play with the stars in her hands -”Pretty? Yes yes! Very very pretty!” -No curfew type of guardian -snacks for days, cuz she’ll spoil you with her delicious food. -will stargaze with you until 2 am -9/10, you’d be very tired the next day Breach -cool uncle vibes -”Careful with my hands, I don’t want your little fingers to get caught in the metal.” -sets you on his shoulder while he walks around the base -will give you a beer mug and fill it with your favorite drink while he drinks his own mug of beer. -uses his body as your swing, cuz you’re basically weightless as a child -He’s a nice babysitter that’s for sure, one of the best. -11/10, cool uncle. you get a medal Brimstone -just eagle eye watches you as you play -”No, not there. There’s guns, it is dangerous.” -doesn’t allow you to play with the duelists or Viper -”Come on, Brim. Let the child have some fun!!” -”No Raze, I don’t want you putting the child in danger.” -you’ll be really bored with him as your caretaker honestly -will bend the rules for you, no doubt -”How come they get to use that?!” -”Cuz she’s a child.” -6/10, he got the taking care of the child down, but not the entertainment side Chamber -He really has no idea what to do with a child, let me be honest -”Okay, why did you give me this menace?”

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