Valorant Agents Taking Care Of A Child (aka You)

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Valorant Headcanons

Cypher falls asleep in random places all the time. He doesn’t mean to, it’s a result of like, never sleeping, but he can just be sitting on the couch tinkering away when BAM - asleep. (The other agents usually leave him alone and turn off the lights. Sometimes KJ will put a blanket over him bc god knows he needs some good rest)

Brimstone tries to use gen z phrases to relate to the younger agents but fails miserably. Once, he misinterpreted “thicc” and said it about almost everything before the context was VERY WRONG and Phoenix made him stop. (this is totally not based off my dad doing this exact same thing for months, until he called my brother thicc and we made him stop)

KJ collects coffee cups (based off her lab in the riotxarcane game)

Phoenix and Yoru have game nights, which usually ends in a LOT of arguing. The other agents place bets on who will start yelling first (it’s usually Phoenix)

When the other agents are running low on things, Cypher will buy it for them and leave it somewhere. Like a new soldering iron for KJ, new paints for Raze, etc. He never says it’s him, nor accepts any thank you’s but the others can definitely tell.

Raze’s room is painted wall to wall with art, like how Rapunzel painted the tower.

Yoru likes to tp onto the roof and just sit up there

Raze is NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER allowed to cook. She once nearly burned the place down, a job that’s supposed to be their resident fire radiant’s.

Skye keeps a garden that the other agents sometimes hang out in when they have free time

The younger agents pestered Brimstone to get a pool installed (purely for exercise purposes ofc). Everyone has been in it at least once, except Omen and Cypher. Cypher maintains that the day he gets in the pool is the day the world ends. (And that if anybody pushes him in, he’ll leak their search history)

Sage has a black cat named Moon

Omen knit a sweater for Sage and she wears it when it’s cold

putang ina mo (affectionately)

definitely dedicated to the lovely @flooficandii and best lightningstorm shipper @ultimateradiance

Yokye week #5. Nostalgia.

I feel like I kinda screwed up on the nostalgia part. My bad.

Headcanon number 724898

Cypher frequently asks Breach to bring chocolate from his homecountry when he visits there and Breach doesn’t initially like to entertain the man but with enough money given to him he buys him a couple of famous and delicious chocolate bars

But Cypher is KNOWN to hate chocolate, no matter the flavor its too sweet for his tastes, then why does he order chocolate all the way from Sweden? because one little engineer just LOVES it

Whenever Killjoy is in the mood for talking or complaining or just tinkering her gadgets outside of her lab (which is still the superior lab, with a 3d printer, she insists when compared to Cyphers tinyass room) she just passes by Cyphers lab. And he knows if she is around esp at a late hour she will stay there for a looooong time

So when they are either working or talking, he brings out the chocolate bar(s) with a glass of milk ,from his minifridge under the table, for her and brings a cup of tea for himself. She just digs that, late night snacks because who cares about calories, Sweden choco might not be as delicious as Belgium or Swedish ones but hey she likes it either way and Cypher truly enjoys her company while drinking his tea and listening to her

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JETT IS GETTING NERFED??

anyway my New Classmate© and Friend™ says that when we hit 25 we'll receive a random permanent debuff, for example, always feeling tired

but i already always feel tired, i said

unfortunately he also claims that i will simply get another debuff. like permanent back pain or something

I really love the idea that when Sage revives it usually leaves the person being revived pretty exhausted for a time while their body recovers. But when she revives in a fight and they've got the adrenaline to keep them moving and finish out the mission they just knock the fuck out immediately after they know they're safe and there is no waking them up for at least a few days. Just love the idea that they'd need to have a plan for how to handle that, anyone who gets rezzed just has to have someone following them around or they run the risk of cracking their head on the way down (this was learned by experience, Sage felt bad for a month Sova couldn't actually remember what she felt bad about)