Subin: It’s Kinda Hot When Iseul Yells At Me

Frank: A mortal asked me what my tattoo stand for, I panicked and said Super Perfect Queen Reyna

Jason:... Well you aren’t wrong

Grover: Hey Percy, do you wanna eat enchiladas

Come on let’s go and play

I never see you anymore

Come out to camp

it’s like you got kidnapped

We used to be best buddies

but you kinda left

But now that we’re here

So hey, do you wanna eat enchiladas or just hang with me

Like old times

Percy: ...

my blessing, the loml 🤡

I was a proud John centrist (i was a secret John anti 🫣😞)

i used to be a john supporter and me and my friend (she was the biggest john anti) would get into arguments every other day

being an unordinary fan when it was at its peak was not for the weak

nooroo with gabe: master you shouldn’t do that

nooroo with lila: please i’m begging don’t do it, it will ruin the fabric of time. rethink your plan please i’m begging PLEASEDD

bam blatant favorism towards khun is so funny to me

as promised bc they were born for the meme

alex rider or artemis fowl au where everything is the same except they’re pen pals with each other

definitive canon tlc ship ranking

my qualifications: im a goofy goober. im a silly guy. i know the secrets of the universe. im a pretty princess >_< :3

Jacinter - childhood best friends, starcrossed lovers, royal x loyal guard like dAKJLS:DJFH:L im sorry and you expect me NOT to love them?? ok I kinda get that compared to the other couples they spend quite little time together in their book but like. come on. I didnt reread tlc for a couple years but I thought about these two CONSTANTLY. I love them so much I cant even multiship like winlet is very appealing to me but lowkey I feel bad 😭 like theyve wanted each other for so long I cant bring myself to ship either of them with anyone else. But also I kinda wish jacin was a butch lesbian

Kaider - They're so adorable and silly lol. I feel like they were a very good couple to kick off the series with cause I was rooting for them so quickly. They're the funniest canon ship cause theyre both so sassy and done with everything. I wish we couldve gotten more scenes where they talked shit together

Wolflet - To be completely honest I like this ship a lot less than the previous two but thats not to say I dont like them. Like yes I could never take the alpha talk seriously but they were still very cute. Idk why but I like this ship a LOT better when I imagine Wolf as a woman and they were just two lesbians in love <3 If they were they'd probably be above kaider but in canon yea they're number 3 for me.

Cresswell - The age difference isn't really a factor for me, yes its weird but lowkey I forgot thorne was 20 and cress was 16 while I was reading cress. I like the headcanon that thorne had a fake id to sneak into bars and is actually 18 but forgot and just told everyone he was 20. Even so... they're odd for me. I don't know I guess I just dont like the naive inexperienced girl x experienced guy trope? I liked them a lot more in winter than I did in cress. I think its because the pining was more mutual then. I don't hate them, and I did enjoy some of their moments but out of all the canon ships theyre the weakest for me. I like them better when theyre interacting with other people, like wolf or jacin for cress and cinder or kai for thorne.