Alex Rider Or Artemis Fowl Au Where Everything Is The Same Except They’re Pen Pals With Each Other

Lunar Chronicles headcannon:

Thorne got a fake ID to gamble and drink when he was a teenager, and ended up joining the military with it. By the time he's a fugitive with Cinder, he forgets he told everyone the wrong age. So he's actually like 18 instead of 20 the whole time, making all of the character dynamics on the Rampion make a lot more sense (including his relationship with 16 year old Cress)

what's most harrowing about the alex rider series is that the adults aren't useless, they intentionally endanger a teenager for fun and profit. like, kids series often have adults being useless or incompetent so that kids reading the books can feel empowered, but alex rider does something different and, if you ask me, more interesting: the adults manipulate alex on purpose. the only adults who would help alex are generally either unable to help him or literally out to kill him and everyone around him. alex has very few friends, his age or otherwise, because the adults in his life keep him isolated and helpless. his parents are dead. his uncle is dead. he is alone. and frankly, that's a relatable experience for a lot of kids.

kinda wanna see himiko date someone else and ochako not knowing how to handle her emotions

i think she would bottled up her emotions and act like everything is fine (when it’s obviously not). she would training 24/7 to keep her mind busy

“himiko s/o is so pretty i’m happy for them” she said as the pen she’s holding snaps in two.

“bakugo let’s spar” she said for the third time today

cinder and thorne got a weird sense of humour that no one understands except them. i can see so clearly thorne telling a joke the rampion crew looking at each other awkwardly because they don’t get it and there’s just cinder dying laughing on the floor

what if mha had isac. every year you get a bunch of pro heroes together, locked them in a stadium for a day, forced them to play sports without using their quirks and broadcast it for the whole world to see

Ppl r like "I'm so DEPRESSED Izuku lost his quirk!:((((" Like girl wdym??? Ochako lost the love of her life??? At least IZUKU still has HIS boyfriend.

I refuse to accept that Percy and the others are millennial. So here what I propose, we as the fandom decided that they’re all born after 1995. Retweet so that everyone knows.

when reo is mad at nagi instead of carrying him on his back like usual reo will just hold one of nagi leg and drag him around and nagi doesn’t even say anything he just accepts his fate

my top posts are not in order and that’s fucking me up

Grover: Hey Percy, do you wanna eat enchiladas

Come on let’s go and play

I never see you anymore

Come out to camp

it’s like you got kidnapped

We used to be best buddies

but you kinda left

But now that we’re here

So hey, do you wanna eat enchiladas or just hang with me

Like old times

Percy: ...