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Hades: Ask me why I love you

Persephone: why do you love me, hades?

Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

Athena: Only geniuses can say these four word quickly. Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed

Artemis: No one's gonna fall for that-

Apollo: IAMSTUPID

Poseidon: Ah yes... and this is my other son, Triton.

Triton: Other son? I'm your heir! Why do you sound ashamed introducing me? He's the bastard son!

Percy: Maybe because you're 3000 years old and your still living with your parents?

Poseidon:

Tyson:

Amphitrite:

Atlantis:

All the sealife:

Oceanus: Ooooo burn! He does have a point though-

Triton: What the fuck are you even doing here! Get OUT!

Death eater: Listen here, pretty boy-

Sirius: You think I'm pretty?

Death eater: It's an insult you idiot!

Sirius: You think being pretty is an insult? Honey, who hurt you?

.....An hour later....

Death eater, crying: Then my father threw all my dolls out-

Sirius, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out

Nico: If I ever ask, "Do you want me to be honest?

Nico: Say no

Nero: I have an army

Apollo: (blurts out defensively) We have Percy jackson

Percy, in the distance: NO YOU DONT

The squad plays uno

Keefe: (lost) HEY NO FAIR I SAW YOU LOOKING AT THE CARDS WHILE SHUFFLING

Fitz: *silently raging cause he didn't win*

Sophie: (Won) One, I didn't. Two, Keefe you hid a 4+ card in your shoe and forgot about it

Lihn: Guys stop arguing!

Biana: *rips her cards up*

Tam: (Left the game as soon as it started)

Dex: (Made a card colour changer and still somehow lost to Sophie)

Linh: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Sophie : Linh- Sophie : It- it was just an ant-

just remembered jason grace was given his name to appease juno. going to be SICK.