How Would Hazel Levesque Insult Someone

The squad plays uno

Keefe: (lost) HEY NO FAIR I SAW YOU LOOKING AT THE CARDS WHILE SHUFFLING

Fitz: *silently raging cause he didn't win*

Sophie: (Won) One, I didn't. Two, Keefe you hid a 4+ card in your shoe and forgot about it

Lihn: Guys stop arguing!

Biana: *rips her cards up*

Tam: (Left the game as soon as it started)

Dex: (Made a card colour changer and still somehow lost to Sophie)

*Sirius writing a letter to James*

Sirius: Deer James,

Lily: It's Dear

Sirius: No It's not

Percy: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Annabeth you'll kill me?

Thalia: No, if you hurt Annabeth she's perfectly capable of killing you herself

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I'll die from depression, ig?

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your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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Percy: Being a demigod means looking both ways before crossing the road and then getting hit by an aeroplane

Hoping🤞

Should I read Sirius’ perspective atyd or be happy

Lorcan: Love is a weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake

Rowan: You are literally making a birthday card for Elide right now

Lorcan: *points a glue gun at him* you're on fucking thin ice Whitethorn

Apollo: Hello

Percy: Hellno

Linh: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Sophie : Linh- Sophie : It- it was just an ant-

Percy: You know that if I touch water it heals me right?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Percy: Would the same happen to you if you touched a dictionary?

Annabeth: .............

Percy: .........

Percy: That was a serious question