Annabeth: Ok, We Need A Distraction. Who Here Is Good At Jumping Up And Down And Making Annoying Noises?

Hades: Ask me why I love you

Persephone: why do you love me, hades?

Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

Percy: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Annabeth you'll kill me?

Thalia: No, if you hurt Annabeth she's perfectly capable of killing you herself

Sophie: If you get in trouble I'll act like a lawyer to you

Keefe: Okay

*later*

Mr. Forkle: Keefe! Sit down on that chair, you're in trouble

Sophie: Deny everything

Keefe: That isn't a chair!

Painting. Does that mean I can make illusions or smt?

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On a random day everyone is given a super power based on what they were doing in that moment, people who were reaching for something can now stretch like elastic, people who were running now have super speed. You really wish you were doing something else when it happened…

*Sirius writing a letter to James*

Sirius: Deer James,

Lily: It's Dear

Sirius: No It's not

Death eater: Listen here, pretty boy-

Sirius: You think I'm pretty?

Death eater: It's an insult you idiot!

Sirius: You think being pretty is an insult? Honey, who hurt you?

.....An hour later....

Death eater, crying: Then my father threw all my dolls out-

Sirius, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out

Percy: Why do you hide your true form when you go out in public?

Percy: Is it because you don't want to be the Centaur of attention?

Chiron: ......

Chiron: Thank you so much for that Percy. Now I know who to send on the next dangerous life threatening quest that comes by

Friendly reminder that Jason never got to punch Leo for dying.

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Piper: What's the difference between Greeks and Romans anyway?

Jason: Well, The Romans are assholes. The Greeks are assholes who have fun