Percy: *watching The Titanic*

Jason: With how often Annabeth talks about rules I would think she'd be more upset with this

Percy: Oh please Annabeth only learns the rules so she can break them more efficiently

You really should. You'll love it

Yall. Question: Should I read Keeper of the Lost Cities?

Regulus: I'm trying so hard not to fall in love with you.

James: I'm trying too.

Regulus: how is it going?

James: not very good.

Regulus:

Regulus: me neither.

I'm entirely convinced that the damn in ruthlessness was a pjo reference

Leo in a horror movie

Killer: I can see you

Leo: .....

Killer: .......

Leo: .......

Killer: ..........

Leo: Do I look hot?

Percy: Nico, what's your favorite hobby?

Nico- Slaughtering my en-

Percy: Besides slaughtering your enemies

Nico: ...........

Nico: I like to make leo cry

Reyna: Has anyone told you you're a little creepy?

Nico (hurt): No they haven't

Reyna: Good, I wasn't in the mood to kill anyone anyways

Nico: Hold that thought-

Percy: Why do you hide your true form when you go out in public?

Percy: Is it because you don't want to be the Centaur of attention?

Chiron: ......

Chiron: Thank you so much for that Percy. Now I know who to send on the next dangerous life threatening quest that comes by