Reminder To:

reblogging because why the fuck not. I need future ideas

How to Handle the Magicam Monsters while getting as much money as possible and avoiding conflict (not made by azul that bitch wishes he was me /j)

1. Getting Cater, Jade and Idia to find out the identities of every single one of these bastards so that we have someone to bring to small claims to (home address, contact info, and family are a must)

2. Printing screenshots of their posts that are literal proof of their crime as well as eyewitnesses. place some of these screenshots in random places to shame them with text detailing what they did wrong as as example and so that I can point at it look at other people and say “look at these bitches horrible fucking asshats yeah?”

3. listing out the prices for everything they broke or vandalize and adding in that emotional distress tax because fuck you Why are these flowers so expensive? Well they’re being home grown in the PRESTIGIOus Night Raven College They could not be compared to any other ingredient u simply buy off in the markets how dare u

4. Blackmail/convince/bully crowley into letting me assemble a security team that does rounds around the school where in said security has the power to remove anyone causing trouble and banning them but we get paid for our troubles because STUDENTS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE SECURITY CROWLEY THE SCHOOL IS SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE THAT (i want rook to be in this security team I want him to shoot arrows just inches away from peoples faces with a note telling them LAST FUCKING WARNING BITCH)

5. (will apply if I just don’t want to deal with the magicam monsters at all) just ban phones from the whole school. There will be stall where u leave your phone behind and people will watch over it or else just don’t fucking go in. If they bitch about it show them the list of actual fucking crimes committed. We’re no longer allowing people to use their phones within the premises because of how damaging it can be like you kept touching a person’s body part even though they said no? Go to jail I hope your hands get ripped off you pieces of shit

6. (if there is literally no other choice and for some reason crowley won’t ban phones this is the back up rule) just have the halloween party but don’t invite the public. The party is private but the touring thing can be public its not that hard crowley use your fucking bird brain bitch 

7. put up the waffle selling stall outside of the school and like a huge trashcan I’m only putting this here for Jamil’s sanity (I’m not azul i swear) 

8. the most obvious thing i was so shocked riddle didn’t do was put a fucking sign that listed out the things not to do. WHY DID IT TAKE Y’ALL SO LONG TO PUT ONE UP???? and then add the note anyone who breaks this rules will be escorted out of the premises. That’s it, that’s what museums do, its what concerts do, I only need to use an eighth of my brain for this

9. Don’t eject the magicam people by just flying them out they’ll just think its funny and make that a trend what u do is you get a bunch of svanaclaw giant beef heads let them take someone by the arm and drag them OUT OKAY YOU CAN DO THAT BECAUSE ITS PRIVATE FUCKING PROPERTY

10. Convince vil to make a very sad video about how sad he is with how people have been treating his school and he’s just so devastated by what they’ve done and then use ignihyde students to rile up his fans to bash them online and ruin their magicam monsters’ fanbases 

why not both-

you can do one of two things:

consume the horrors

or

2. fuck the horrors

✘Demon experience ☆

✘Paring: Fem!Reader x The seven brothers

✘Cw: Twitter links,bondage,lots of rough sex,choking(?),toys,fingering,oral(female receiving),squirting(Lucifer). 17+ only

✘Author's note: lots of twt accounts are banned...but i found some great videos :)

Lucifer is annoyed by your attitude,does he need to ruin that cunt so you can understand?

You want to be brat with the pride himself?

With your face buried in the blanket,Mammon finally got full control of you.

Arms tied up,he can now oversimulate your poor pussy :0

It's a MUST! He must play with you and your pussy before gambling.

Levi needs that butt before playing <3

Humping his thighs...you really are dirty slut for a hot gamer!

ROUGH ROUGH ROUGH! Satan is always going to pound in you like that~

This is definitely a special reading session.

Asmo found it so entertaining to deal with dumb brats like you <3

Dazed? He'll still tease that pussy!

Beel need to release his frustrations after training!

Aww,he loves hearing those cute whimpers from you everytime he use his hard fingers to finger you :p

His favorite evening meal is...you ☆!

Belphie just want you to bounce his dick before...

You are really that desperate for his dick? At least he won't do many efforts.

Mc would be so tired of their shit and be like, "you know what? Death doesn't sound too bad right now."

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Jade: I'd like to note that, I accidentally added poison instead of some ingredient on the meal and forgot which plate

Floyd: THE FUCK?!

Azul: YOU WHAT?! ACCIDENTALLY-?!

Mc, sipping a drink: With the way this shits been going? I hope it's mine.

A list of summer aesthetics

Dancing to an old record.

New hair cuts, because change is always good.

The smell of sunscreen

Classic movies marathon.

Pressed flowers hidden in your favorite books.

Slow mornings when all you could hear is the sound of the birds singing enchanting lullabies.

Starting a new wardrobe color palette and daring to be more creative while matching your clothes

Spending quality time with quality people.

The mixed  smell of tea and a well backed cake you made.

Doing a handwritten list of books you’ve been craving to read, and hanging it on the wall, so you can see it everyday.

Taking time to learn a new skill.

Going back to hobbies that used to make you happy back in the days.

Vampire that’s dirt poor, doesn’t have a sprawling manor or vast riches accumulated by interest. Can’t afford those black leather boots they really want. Travels as a bat to save money not cuz they like it.

“WAKA SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

A LEGENDARY MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE LIST FOR WRITERS:

(Please note that while I have included a variety of creatures, there are many many others that I haven’t been able to mention here. Had I listed every legendary mythological creature, I’d probably still be writing this post because let’s face it, there are thousands of badass mythological beings. Please also note that are quite a few creatures that overlap in various categories. I hope that you all enjoy reading and that this helps with your writing!)

Animals:

birds (bird people, caladrius, griffon, harpy, hippogriff, luan, phoenix, roc, sirin, strix, thunderbird.)

canines (amarok, cadejo, cerberus, fenrir, hellhound, werewolf.)

felines (demon cat, griffin, merlion, sphinx, tigris, underwater panther, white tiger.)

fish (hippocamp, undine, water spirit.)

primates (bigfoot, yeti, yowie.)

reptiles/serpents (basalisk, dragon, feathered serpent, hydra, loch ness monster, rainbow serpent, sea serpent, wyvern.)

Elements:

aether (angel, demon, devil, elemental, elf, fairy, nymph, spirit.)

darkness (black dog, bogeyman, ghost, grim reaper, hellhound, vampire, werewolf, wild hunt.)

earth/subterranean (dwarf, earth dragon, gargoyle, giant, gnome, goblin, hobbit, ogre, troll.)

fire (dragon, hellhound, phoenix.)

light/rainbow (light elf, rainbow serpent.)

metal/gold (griffin, gnome, leprechaun.)

thunder/lightning (chinese dragon, cyclops, thunderbird, valkyrie.)

water (chinese dragon, drindylow, loch ness monster, mermaid/merman, nymph, pisces, water dragon, water spirit.)

Habitat:

cave/underground (dwarf, european dragon, gnome, goblin, troll.)

celestial/heaven (angel, feathered serpent, pegasus, grim reaper, swan maiden, valkyrie.)

desert (amphisbaena, chupacabra, cockatrice, ghoul, oliphaunt, sphinx.)

woodland (bigfoot, elf, unicorn.)

lake/river (chinese dragon, hydra, kraken, nixie, lake monster, ondine, rainbow serpent, warlock.)

mountain/hill (dwarf, griffin, hippogriff, hobbit, mountain giant, yeti.)

sea (dragon king, fish people, leviathan, mermaid/merman, sea monster, sea serpent, shen, siren, water dragon.)

polar/ice/winter (abominable snowman, jotun, wendigo, yeti.)

urban/house (banshee, boggart, jinn, vampire.)

underworld/hell (cerberus, cyclops, demon, devil, earth dragon.)

Humanoids:

human skinned (brownie, dwarf, elf, fairy, giant, gnome, gremlin, jinn, leprechaun, nix, nymph, pixie, siren, valkyrie, vampire, vetter.)

monster skinned (banshee, boggart, centaur, demon, ent, goblin, imp, manticore, mermaid/merman, orc, siren, sphinx, troll.)

monstrous (baba yaga, boogeyman, cyclops, gargoyle, ghoul, giant/giantess, goblin, hag, jotun, mummy, ogre, oni, orc, titan, troll, yeti, zombie.)

Hybrids:

part human (angel, centaur, fairy, faun, gorgon, harpy, horus, meduza, mandrake, manticore, mermaid/merman, minotaur, siren, sphinx, tenju, triton, winged genie, werecat, werewolf.)

non-human (basilisk, capricorn, cerberus, chimera, griffin, hippogriff, merlion, pegasus, typhon, wyvren.)

Shapeshifters: (animagus, demon, kelpie, merpeople, nix, wendigo, werecat, werehyena, werejaguar, werewolf.)

Undead: (banshee, ghost, ghoul, frankenstein, headless horseman, mummy, poltergeist, skeleton, spirit, vampire, wraith, zombie.)

Crowley voice: Why is it in a cage?