Crowley Voice: Why Is It In A Cage?

So damn cheesy but this quote is seriously Malleus coded:

“I’ll never stop being greedy when it comes to her. She will always be the exception to any rule and the one person I’m willing to screw the world over for. Because if she’s not happy, I’ll ruin whatever stole her smile, myself included.”

The Fine Print by Lauren Asher

A LEGENDARY MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE LIST FOR WRITERS:

(Please note that while I have included a variety of creatures, there are many many others that I haven’t been able to mention here. Had I listed every legendary mythological creature, I’d probably still be writing this post because let’s face it, there are thousands of badass mythological beings. Please also note that are quite a few creatures that overlap in various categories. I hope that you all enjoy reading and that this helps with your writing!)

Animals:

birds (bird people, caladrius, griffon, harpy, hippogriff, luan, phoenix, roc, sirin, strix, thunderbird.)

canines (amarok, cadejo, cerberus, fenrir, hellhound, werewolf.)

felines (demon cat, griffin, merlion, sphinx, tigris, underwater panther, white tiger.)

fish (hippocamp, undine, water spirit.)

primates (bigfoot, yeti, yowie.)

reptiles/serpents (basalisk, dragon, feathered serpent, hydra, loch ness monster, rainbow serpent, sea serpent, wyvern.)

Elements:

aether (angel, demon, devil, elemental, elf, fairy, nymph, spirit.)

darkness (black dog, bogeyman, ghost, grim reaper, hellhound, vampire, werewolf, wild hunt.)

earth/subterranean (dwarf, earth dragon, gargoyle, giant, gnome, goblin, hobbit, ogre, troll.)

fire (dragon, hellhound, phoenix.)

light/rainbow (light elf, rainbow serpent.)

metal/gold (griffin, gnome, leprechaun.)

thunder/lightning (chinese dragon, cyclops, thunderbird, valkyrie.)

water (chinese dragon, drindylow, loch ness monster, mermaid/merman, nymph, pisces, water dragon, water spirit.)

Habitat:

cave/underground (dwarf, european dragon, gnome, goblin, troll.)

celestial/heaven (angel, feathered serpent, pegasus, grim reaper, swan maiden, valkyrie.)

desert (amphisbaena, chupacabra, cockatrice, ghoul, oliphaunt, sphinx.)

woodland (bigfoot, elf, unicorn.)

lake/river (chinese dragon, hydra, kraken, nixie, lake monster, ondine, rainbow serpent, warlock.)

mountain/hill (dwarf, griffin, hippogriff, hobbit, mountain giant, yeti.)

sea (dragon king, fish people, leviathan, mermaid/merman, sea monster, sea serpent, shen, siren, water dragon.)

polar/ice/winter (abominable snowman, jotun, wendigo, yeti.)

urban/house (banshee, boggart, jinn, vampire.)

underworld/hell (cerberus, cyclops, demon, devil, earth dragon.)

Humanoids:

human skinned (brownie, dwarf, elf, fairy, giant, gnome, gremlin, jinn, leprechaun, nix, nymph, pixie, siren, valkyrie, vampire, vetter.)

monster skinned (banshee, boggart, centaur, demon, ent, goblin, imp, manticore, mermaid/merman, orc, siren, sphinx, troll.)

monstrous (baba yaga, boogeyman, cyclops, gargoyle, ghoul, giant/giantess, goblin, hag, jotun, mummy, ogre, oni, orc, titan, troll, yeti, zombie.)

Hybrids:

part human (angel, centaur, fairy, faun, gorgon, harpy, horus, meduza, mandrake, manticore, mermaid/merman, minotaur, siren, sphinx, tenju, triton, winged genie, werecat, werewolf.)

non-human (basilisk, capricorn, cerberus, chimera, griffin, hippogriff, merlion, pegasus, typhon, wyvren.)

Shapeshifters: (animagus, demon, kelpie, merpeople, nix, wendigo, werecat, werehyena, werejaguar, werewolf.)

Undead: (banshee, ghost, ghoul, frankenstein, headless horseman, mummy, poltergeist, skeleton, spirit, vampire, wraith, zombie.)

◇Monster PSA◇

-Nsfw Edition-

Make sure to clean up your camp grounds when camping folks! Wild animals may be attracted to your trash. Or worst! They can be offended. According to reports the werewolf population has gotten closer than ever to the camps. If you don't want knotted up seed filled holes in the middle of night. Clean your trash. Keep the grounds Safe n Clean. Also beware of werebears!

IM DYING AIJZSBHAJQNnqka

HOLY SHIT

May I please request child creator reader who starts to miss their family?

"Are you sure that you want to continue? We can just-"

"My liege...I can assure you that...it's not that bad."

Chongyun looked at his friend with a small glim of doubt. They had been in the wild for hours now, and he knew that Xingqiu was exhausted after so much movement, yet he still persisted in running around in search of new enemies and treats for the innocents, as he likes to say.  He sighed. There was nothing in the world that could stop that bookworm except a book itself.

"Uh?"

Or maybe not.

"Chongyun...look there."

The young man raised his finger , pointing at a small figure not far from them. An abundance of color on their vest, a messy Y/H hair and a small group of slime jumping around them.

"That child looks like...OH..."

"...Should we check on them? ...In case they're planning one of their pranks?"

" It's a good idea...after all, we should lead the creator to a path of justice and benevolence!"

Big words from someone that he never to give him food, thought Chongyun by himself, but maybe his friend was right. In any case, the creator was still a child! Who knows what kind of danger waited for them in that area!

When they reached the small one, the vision was out of place. From the moment that the child was recognized as the wessel of the creator, no one ever recalled seeing them in fear, displeasure, or in any other way but happy. That was one of the things that everyone loved about that child, leaving aside all of the pranks that they had been causing from time to time. And yet, there they were, sitting on an old stone, eyes glued to the small pound in front of them, a small group of ducks playing in the water without a care in the world. It felt strange.

When the two boys reached them, their first idea was that maybe they got lost in that large area, or maybe they had been waiting for someone. Still, they preferred to check on them just in case nothing bad was happening. Hearing their footsteps, the small child raised their eyes, finally getting out of their thoughts, realizing that maybe they weren't so alone.

"Xingqiu... Chongyun..."

"Your grace, why are you alone in a place such as this? Something happen? "

The small child lowered their eyes after the question of Xingqiu. Something troubled them for sure, and the two young ones weren't ready for that kind of answer.

"I've been here for so long...mommy and daddy, big brother and big sister, they're not here...and they've never called..."

Their eyes were glittering from the water that was starting to form in them.

"Did they...did they abandon me because I'd done something wrong?"

The two boys were very much confused by that question. Why was the creator talking about their parents and their siblings? 

From what they remembered, from books or lessons from the eldest, the creator started to exist from the nothingless, bringing order from the chaos! Not... created by someone! And yet there they were, listening to something that no one had ever heard of before! But what really started to startle them was a series of sniffs and hiccups coming from that small frame.

"Am I ever going to see them again?"

Their hiccups became stronger, their lips trembled. And so, without thinking of anything, Chongyun launched himself at them, holding their small shoulders, ignoring every kind of etiquette that he could know.

"NO! No, no, it's not like this! They haven't abandoned you! They're..."

"...They're just...really far away! They don't know how to reach you! That is the truth, for sure!"

In their heads, what they had been doing was really wrong. They were lying to you. They didn't know if some kind of family member of their creator was searching for them, they didn't even know if they really had one! However, as their hiccups became shorter, that child seemed to be trying to listen to them, looking with watery eyes. The boys felt relieved.

"R-really? Do you think so?"

Chongyun smiled at you, shaking his head.

"Yeah! I'm sure of it!"

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A door made of light opened. Two figures appeared from that. They had golden hair and golden eyes, and they were looking at their surroundings, checking that where they ended up was the right place.

"Yes, this is. Teyvat."

The brother spoke, posing his hand on the hilt of his sword.

"Are you ready, Lumine?"

"Yes..."

The eyes of the sister were looking at the horizon. The sunset appeared in front of them.

"Let's find our sibling..."

Mood: rn

I am super excited to announce that the Pride Knights battle cry written by Erika Acosta will be included in the deck as a bonus card! ⚔️🌈

Deserved fr. I have never seen a man have the balls to fix a relationship before. I'm saying this from experience.

Before It's Too Late

Warnings: Angst(no comfort)

:Scaramouche;Kazuha;Xiao;Diluc x GN Reader

You love how constant things are.

Everyday, the same thing will happen. A kiss for your lover in the morning then work until the last rays of sun can be seen and return to his arms at night.

You hate change.

Hate how his eyes don't hold the same love for you. He stops talking to you and asking how your day was. Body turning away from you whenever you try to hug him, an excuse always slipping from him.

You stayed for love.

Fixing things as if it'll turn back the same but cracks have already appeared and you couldn't do anything but watch.

Everything happens so suddenly, like you're floating but drowning at the same time.

His words gripping your heart so much that even breathing hurts.

But a fool you are, hugging him and trying to make him stay with you. Words of affection already spilling from you, shame and dignity already thrown out of the picture. Everything for him to love you again.

Hope was in your eyes when he turned around until a stinging silence greeted you.

For a brief moment, you believed that you could still save your love for him.

No tears escape from you as you cradle your burning cheek from being slapped. As the realization of everything dawned on you, your pitiful form kneeled against the floor. You felt everything all at once, while he stands there stunned.

Shaking hands tried to reach for you but you backed away from him like a cornered animal.

"I'm so sorry,... I didn't - I'm so sorry (Y/N). Please let me hold you. I'm so sorry love I didn't mean to, please"

"You slapped me?" you asked, still in denial that the man you spend all your years with can hurt you so much like this.

"I'm so sorry (Y/N), I don't know what got into me-"

"You're right" you look at him and for the first time you feel calm, like the final piece fitting into the puzzle.

"This relationship's not gonna work. I can't force myself to you if you don't love me anymore"

"That's not true, I still love you (Y/n). Can we just talk about this?"

Picking yourself up you removed the ring he had given you and handed it to him. Already done being the one who keeps this relationship alive. You're tired in fighting for his affection everyday as if his love was limited to only acknowledging your presence alone.

"Stop this (Y/n), put this back right now, what are you doing?!"

Everything was clear now, as if you'd been suddenly brought to light.

Love is not enough to save the both of you and this was the last straw to give everything up. So you let it all fall.

"Don't please, no you can't do this! (Y/n)!"

"I love you! Please! Just... just stop. Let's talk ok? (Y/n)?"

You didn't turn back, even if he tried to call for you, just as how you imagined he did in your dreams once upon a time when you're still naive, stupid, and hopeful.

Packing your belongings as quickly as you can, not wasting anymore time as he begs for you stay like how you beg for him earlier.

Regret fills him as he watches the only thing that matters to him walk out of his life, unable to stop you because he has already hurt you so much that the least he can do is to let you go.

He stood helplessly by the door, wishing you'd return and love him again, but you didn't even once look back.

Sobbing

this is kisaki (dead)ass