This Is All For Kaidan Porn Week! I Started Posting All This On DA And Then Remembered They Don't Really

Steve wasn't sure how to speak Spanish but since being with James he had picked up on a little and when ever Steve used it, James would light up. So all week he had practice saying 'Bienvenido a casa, guapo.', over and over again just so he could welcome James back from his long trip. He sat there saying it again in his head waiting for the shuttle to arrival and if truth be told he was a bit nerves. Which made no sense! They had been dating since the end of the Reaper War, which unbelievably had been a year ago. So a whole year and James still gave him butterflies in his stomach. Steve smiled to himself and repeated the phrase in his head again but his thoughts were interrupted. "Esteban! Dios, is it good to see you!" Steve looked up and sucked in a quick breath, damn did James get even more gorgeous while he was away? Steve shock his head and started walking towards James with a smile. "Bienvenido a casa, guapo." James stopped, dropped his suitcase, and stared. For a moment Steve thought he said something odd, but then James light up and smiled that great big full-hearted smiled that could melt the haul off any ship in seconds, and launched himself at Steve. Grabbing him up into a great big bear hug that only James Vega could manage. I'll just leave this here! <3 Thank you Eternal for helping me with the Spanish, and all the inspiration! <3 Steve and James are ported by: Pademe4000 <3 All other modification by Me All characters are property of Bioware and the Mass Effect Team! <3 (Good work guys!)

So this image was made quite some time ago for Eternalmoruns! He was kind enough to let me share his request with you guys! :3 So hug him lots! :3 I really enjoyed making this image! There just so cute together and I see them having more quiet moments together then active. There lives had been so chaos driven with the Reapers and all, a little quiet would be more than welcome! :3 Shepard and Kaidan models ported/extracted by - Padme4000 Bed by - ME3 Home Furniture Models (Downloadable) All characters are property of Bioware and the Mass Effect Team! <3 (Good work guys!)

Here is Part 5 to my on going Kaidan Porn Week comic! No porn on this post but the next frame will make up for that! <3 Enjoy, kids! :3

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All characters are property of Bioware and the Mass Effect Team! <3 (Good work guys!)

What its like...

Playing a Dwarf Inquisitor and romancing The Iron Bull

New Account

Short version:

https://twitter.com/MisterAlenko

And just in case links are still dead I have a new account on Twitter. My name there is MisterAlenko if you would like to find my art here and some new art please follow me there! And if you have a twitter or other account please PM me with your account so I can follow you all!

Long version:

Sooooo long time no see! I haven’t posted here in a long while and that’s just…sad. I love this account and all of you! But as I am sure all of you can understand life decided it was going to be come to overwhelming to endure. I lost alot, hurt alot, became horribly depressed, had not creativity and was unable to make anything. By the time I had the ability again to make anything I felt I had let you all down. I was afraid to come back. But I finally decided too and try to make some amends with all of you. Thheeennn tumblr decided to nuke itself right as I had made the decision! It breaks my heart that I am going to lose this account. It means so much to me. When I started this account I was in a bad place too. Lost my job, lost my ability to walk, lost my boyfriend, and had to move back to my parents. This account gave me an escape and all of you gave me hope! The fact it is all going to disappear just…hurts so much. So I have decided to try and preserve as much as I can on twitter. As I said above my name there is MisterAlenko. If you all have a twitter and would like to continue to see my work and talk with me please go there! And as I said, if you guys have other accounts and twitters please PM me with your account names and I will follow you there!

Thank you guys for making tumblr the best part of my life. I will miss all of this and all of you so damn much.

-MrAlenko Signing off. 12/14/2018

Mshenko - No Seafood or Mushrooms, Please...

Kaidan looked over at his boyfriend on a stool that sat on the other side of the kitchen island with a raised eyebrow. "You're joking right?" John swallowed down the water he was drinking while shaking his head. "No. I don't joke when it comes to Seafood and Mushrooms." Kaidan let out a small laugh of disbelief as he continued to stir the tortellini in the pan. "Why? Seafood is great. Like smoked Salmon, I love smoked Salmon and mushrooms are great in a lot of thi-" Kaidan was cut off by his boyfriends rough grunt. "What?" "I just don't get you people! How can you willing digest a fungus?" Kaidan almost started laughing at his boyfriends horrified yet thoroughly disgusted face. "K, mushrooms ARE fungus! Why would you eat them!? And Seafood...well after having fish it just makes me feel like a murderer. Plus I have put so much time and money into keeping those little bastards alive I'm sure as hell not going to eat them!" Shepard shook his head vigorously like he was trying to shake the thought out of his head. Kaidan turned back to the cooking hoping to suppress the laughter that was threatening to burst out of him at Shepard's passion on the subject and his cute crinkled up nose but he couldn't hide the shaking of his shoulders. "Are you laughing at me?" Shepard asked with a tone of mock hurt. Kaidan lost it and started cracking up. By the end of his laughing fit he had to wipe away tears. He turned back to his boyfriend who was giving him a look that said 'Really?' but was smiling. "Well I'm glad my pain is so funny!" "I'm sorry, Shep but your face was just...hysterical! But I promise no Seafood and Mushrooms for you." Shepard smiled and got off his stool making his way over to his boyfriend who quickly turned back to the pasta to make sure he hadn't burnt it. He wrap his arms around Kaidan's waist and kissed his temple. "Well that's good I won't need the Hazmat suit then." Kaidan crinkled his brow in question. "Hazmat suit? Why would you need one of those?" Shepard kissed his cheek. "I really hate Seafood and Mushrooms, K. And if you intended to bring there evil into our home I would need a Hazmat suit." Kaidan had never had the sudden urge to buy Seafood and Mushrooms so bad in his life. This little piece was inspired by a conversation the boyfriend and I had! He is a wonderful cook so the subject of food came up. He discovered I can't cook, like at all, and that I hate Seafood and Mushrooms with an undying passion! We ended up having a very in-depth conversation about what I would do if he decided he wanted Tune Pie, one of his favorite foods, and my reply was I would have to wear a Hazmat Suit! The things I do for you, babe.... <3 Credit: For being the most loving and understand boyfriend there is and for being my consent inspiration: Eternalmourns Shepard: http://padme4000.deviantart.com/art/Default-Mshep-Hoodies-484709053 Kaidan: http://deexie.deviantart.com/art/Kaidan-Alenko-Summer-Fashion-471836347?q=gallery%3AMassEffectXPS%2F52192183&qo=19 Everything else is from http://archive3d.net/ All other modification by Me All characters are property of Bioware and the Mass Effect Team! <3 (Good work guys!)

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That's right James! Hug and Love all that sadness out of him! <3

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Reblogging this here because a lot of people don’t know I have a Dragon Age tumblr. Even if I don’t update it very often! I just need Dragon Age inspiration! It has been very few and far between!

So it was brought to my attention that this image, which appears in the mobile header for this blog, doesn’t appear anywhere else! Reason for this…I’m an idiot! XD I tooottttalllyyyy forgot I had it! It had some issues when I first made it and I just couldn’t figure it out at the time. Well now I know how to fix it all so I did and now I shall post it! Credit: Models: Me4fan All other modification by Me All characters are property of Bioware and the Mass Effect Team! <3 (Good work guys!)

"Treat your weapons with respect and they'll always treat you right." - Commander John Shepard

I'm proud of this. Super proud of this. There just isn't enough Mshega in the world! ENJOY! <3

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All characters are property of Bioware and the Mass Effect Team! <3 (Good work guys!) I own NOTHING! Posing and Editting by MrAlenko

Are you getting porn spammed?

Last week I got a message from someone promising a “new tumblr” called 2mblr. It was a scam and I said so at the time BUT- 

If you went to 2mblr or a similar backup site and logged in, you probably gave that application read/write access to your blog. You haven’t been “hacked,” you literally gave them permission to post to your dash. 

You can revoke that permission by going here: 

 https://www.tumblr.com/settings/apps

Click the grey X next to ANY app you do not recognize. You can ALWAYS reinstall later, if you realize it was something you actually wanted. 

Changing your password will not help. 

Third party apps do not have or need your password in order to access your page.