BEHOLD:

My tumbler friends are spread across the ocean 😔

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

DASH STOP RECOMENDING ME AMPHIBIA STUFF IM NOT DONE WITH IT YETTTT

Why are fanfic writers so obsessed with giving characters broken ribs or concussions? Come up with a new injury at this point

Kirbtober day 31: Darkness

Heya! I know I haven't posted a lot of my kirbtober drawings, but I plan on posting everything all at once either today or tomorrow :D HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Hooty Cheats on Duo 💔

Happy April Fools :3. (If you didn’t know the blue owl is from the ripoff Duolingo gag during Thanks to Them)

I’m working on a fandub for this :p

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

(Sorry for any spelling, grammar, or drawing mistakes)

A lot of the lyrics from the song Indomitable by Casey Lee Williams and Jeff Williams remind me of Luz.

Some lyrics also remind me of Caleb Wittebane and Papa Titian.

King Clawthorne is such a tragically funny character. The writers were like hey let's give this eight year old as much trauma as possible. His first traumatic realization will be that he's only eight years old. The second traumatic realization will be that he's been living on his dead dad's corpse his whole life and the people he previously mistook for bio family actually hunted the rest of his species to extinction.

$ Price of White Diamond $

I did the math and assuming that Steven is 4 ft tall, her gem would cost 8+ billion dollars. ($814,143,253,696 dollars) You could also create 35 million 1-carrot diamond rings from her gem.

All of this is ignoring the fact that she’s sentient.

(I did this at 3 am)

I’ll just write this in my head since I dunno how to actually write stories on paper

Story Prompt

Summary:

There is a difference between being trained as a weapon and being a weapon.

In his research, Baron Draxum found the mind to be weak, malleable and prone to breaking under pressure. His warriors weren't expendable; they had to be survivors.

So, he created a failsafe. A micro-chip which, in the event that the turtles were unable to cope with a hostile environment, would temporarily trigger their primal instincts, both human and animal, and enhance all their abilities to maximum efficiency for survival.

Fifteen years later, Mikey's portal malfunctions and sends the brothers - injured, exhausted and unconscious - straight into a 2012 Kraang warehouse. They wake up a little different.

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Basically, the Rise turtles go supervillain in 2012's world and the 2012 gang have to stop them/snap them out of it. If they don't die first, that is.

Inspired by @nicoforlifetrue's Rotten Reflections, which after reading only fueled my need for more primal/supervillain Rise in TMNT crossover AUs. I'd write this myself but I DO NOT have the time. The best I can do is drop this for whoever wants to pick it up. ( @watercloud7 )

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