Philza in the cookie run style aka matcha crow cookie planning to make like a cookie run au like the cookie verse or sumn! Phil’s always seen with a tea spoon and he really enjoys tea parties and is also always seen scooping up smaller kid characters he wishes to adopt with his tea spoon and carrying them around in the safety of its curved surface. He’s mostly based of matcha boba tea but there’s also other treats that’s referenced and would make for great snacks for an afternoon tea session.
Close ups!
The background!
(24th of January 2022)
This was marked as possibly adult content for me
it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
nobody wants to work anymore
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
techno
Yep, that's right. I always thought that he looks so weird with clean hair, like, no, he looks less like himself
Miranda Otto spitting facts about Aragorn in the Two Towers cast commentary
Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.
The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.
Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.
A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"
Philza Minekraft
∆ ace ∆ maybe aro, idk ∆ nonbinary ∆ any pronouns!!! ∆ i want to be a streamer one day, but now I'm just trying to copy ∆ ∆ feel free to interact ∆ ∆ i like minecraft, fantasy and oddities ∆
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