Nobody Wants To Work Anymore

"have some shame, you don't even have a boyfriend, even the loser and nerds do these days-"

i hope you give birth to a centipede and you have to spend the rest of your days slaving away to buy shoes for it.

Uhh... I'm just gonna put it here..

I swear this was a redraw meme at one point but I can’t find any now?? Maybe I dreamed it lmao

they bout to drop the banger of the century

guys I’m shrieking….

so, I’m watching Boromir’s death on YouTube so I can get wording correct for a fic I’m writing

and the closed captioning is just so wrong…..

“peas”

———BE AT PEAS SON OF GONDOR!!

P E A S

P E A S

Bienvenido gran rey cuervo 🧙‍♂️

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

Smaug and Bilbo girltalk be like:

“And I once caught them trying to make off with my silver spoons!”

“MAKING OFF WITH YOUR TREASURE?!

H A N G. T H E M.”

“Well that would be just awful, wouldn’t it?”

“SO TOO IS GOING WITHOUT YOUR SILVER SPOONS.”

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my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear