Happy Day Of Birth To My Useless Human Body

what ppl think female elks are like:

what female elks are actually like:

fun fact!: elk are animals that have manes sorta like lions! although not very show-offy like them,(and the females also have them) they grow more puffy in the winter to keep warm sorta like turtlenecks XD

I HAVE SO MANY FANTRIBE IDEAS IDK WHERE TO GET STARTED SO ILL SHARE THEM WITH YALL

betta fish seawing?? JELLY FISH SEAWING???? raptor-like bodies (or just bipedal lolol) dodo dragons >:) season changer? SUGAR GLIDER WINGS sorta mantis-like arms? bird legs ehehe stained glass wings?? microraptor-like wings/feathers FLOWER TAIL >:D elephant-like tusks? cuthulu-like face tentacles lolol no eyes (but with like big ears,whiskers or echolocation so they can 'see') able to puff up like a frog manta ray-like wings POUQUIPINE SPIKES ONG I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS tree branch horns/tail weird shrimp ahh big/wildcat-like? cougar,snow leopard,cheetah,etc p l a t y p u s some sorta antelope? mayeb a warthog A WHOLE TRIBE BUT EVERYONE IS A DIFF DOMESTIC/WILD DOG >:D

lolol im just naming animals now so why not just name random stuff that inspires me: beavers walrus penguin manatee lobster hummingbird tapir anteater mountain goat rabbit fox lionfish barn owl xeric shrubland redwood forest boreal forest overgrown cliffs coastal cliffs

WOO I MADE ANOTHA HYBRID!! (takin suggestions for more!) >:D Axorg (axe-org) (axolotl + multiple frog species lolol)

The axorg is a very talented species, equipped with both lungs and gills. their eyelids have see-through-like abilities and whiskers to navigate the muddy waters that they thrive in. most species of the axorg come with a strange fin that they can lift up. researchers think that this may be either a way to impress others, for speed, or to communicate. there have been only 2 species recorded at this time that do not have said fin. a rare mutation can occur at times where the axorg is seen with more than one fin, but this doesn't seem to affect the creature in any way though.

they are most commonly found in swamps and marshes where they eat small fish and bugs as they can leap out of the water by using their tail to carry them into the air. most tend to dwell in the water for their lives, but those who also wander on land seem to develop protective-like lizard scales. we are still unsure of how they do this as sometimes the same species will have skin that is practically entirely different.

the axorg tend to hang out in groups of the same sex and have a tendency to wander and vary from each group. it is seen that if theres not enough members of the opposite sex, they will turn hostile and fight.

can u be nonconsensually bi

asking for a friend

context: like if girls are attracted to u but ur not attracted to them

healo ive kidnap your son give 5 robuc or die

also whi dos he want death

i hav e men to fight dont come unles robuc

-prince from smalltowntown

"mY bOdY, Hiz ChoIce!1!!" "wE nEeD tO Goe BaCk In ThE pAsT, EmbRAce TrSditIOn" "___ DonT DeSErVE RigHTs!11"

broski your litterally the reason we have THREE OUTTA THE FOURTEEN AMMENDMENTS TRYIN TO REMIND YALL UN-EVOLVED BOOGERBRAINS THAT WE ARE ALL EQUAL

UPDATE WE GOT EM YALL

HE THOUGHT HE WAS GETTIN A SECOND BATH AND DIDNT WANNA BE CAUGHT-

hi have wet dog cuz i bathed mine

ok bye

HE LOOKED LIKE A GRANNY OML I NEED TO FIND THIS PHOTO TO SHOW YALL LIL MALTESE GRANNY WHO KNOWS A THOUSAND STORIES

HELP FUCK IDK WHAT TO DO FAIOHSFWGAIAAWAKJGJDWKAAA IVE NEVER HAD A CRUSH LIKE EVER IN MY LIFE THEN SUDDENLY OUT OF THE BLUE I DEVELOP THE MOST GIGGLY SWEET LOVE FOR THIS ONE DUDE I MET AT CAMP AND GAVE MY DISCORD A FEW DAYS AGO-

KKINDA GOOD NEWS THO: I THINK HE LIKES ME BACK?? IDK HE PERFERS CALLS OVER TETXING AND SHOWS ME HIS INTERESTS + WE WATCH YT TOGETHER SOMETIMES IN A CALL

PLEASE JUST GIMMIE LIKE SOMETHING I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HANDLE LOVE- YET THIS

Even predators can have predators- and can do much more harm.

my human body cannot do quads themselves- and it just makes me uncomfortable as a whole when i try, but this video is important to listen to; especially the last parts.

yes- people can sexualize you in shorts and fully clothed yes- there are people who have a fetish for bare feet and armpits yes- two is better then one, think of your trusted one as a sorta account manager or virtual bodyguard (mini yes- even wwe wrestlers have bodyguards, no need to say your tough and can 'fight them off'- trust me, adults know how to handle screaming kicking people of any age, height and weight.)

i would say your good within the whole 'location identify' thing as long as your in a big city or place with lots of individuals and away from where you actually live- ex: parks, businesses, EMPTY parking lots (cars have much more identity then you think), docks, even statues (remember the city bit though- i heavily would not do if its a town or smaller as theres much more chances of you being identified)

**every community has its creeps, and we cannot stop it no matter what- best is to just not bother with that corner of the party.**

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