"mY BOdY, Hiz ChoIce!1!!" "wE NEeD TO Goe BaCk In ThE PAsT, EmbRAce TrSditIOn" "___ DonT DeSErVE RigHTs!11"

RICKY WHEN I BOOP YOU RICKY RICKY WHEN I BOOP YOU RICKY WHEN I BOOP WHEN I BOOP YOU RICKY

ALL CANINE THERIANS- i have a lil question :3

HELP I WAS TRYNA MAKE THESE SOUNDS WHILE TYPING SO IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE LOLOL

just saw the official minecraft movie trailer wtf did i just watch

WHY IS JACK BLACK STEVE I AM PHYSICALLY REPLUSED BY THIS MOVIE WHY ARE THERE REAL HUMANS IN THIS SQUARE ASS WORLD HOLLYWOOD PLZ STOP MAKING STUFF LIVE ACTION-

istg if its like the whole jumanji tron steryotype where they get sucked up into the game thru a computer

atleast the creeper looks like a plant so YAYAYYAA THEORIES CONFIRMED LETS FUCKING GO!!!

STORMI/STRAY CAT UPDATE!!!

.UM SO like er ive been taking care of a stray cat-which i named stormi aka knockoff bluestar akaaka stormtrooper lolol

yeah so basically (btw my ma has been in on this since she discovered stormi in the first place dwdw):

>finally does the pet/furry child family expanding talk >agrees on chores and jobs >puts out carrier after a few days of feeding them for them to get used to >gets microchipped checked (there was none) + later full on vet checkup (+ another microchip check just in case, still nothing)

>TURNS OUT STORMI IS A GUY AND IS NEUTURED- (no cnr signs like a ear cut, tattoo anything at all)

WTF HELP IVE BEEN MISGENDERING A CAT OUT OF ALL LIVING THINGS

btw yeah we gonna adopt them btw since we already microchipped him during the checkup + getting the stuff for em ++ fell completely in love- vet says hes around 9 years old and im so fuggin exited ive always wanted a cat since i grew up with only dogs >:DD (IM GOING FOR BIRD NEXT /j)

ANYWAYS HERES A PHOTODUMP (we keepin the name stormi btw since we so used to it and he responds to it pretty well :DDD)

ayo who the mousebrain that be late to the clan meeting 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

ANYWAYS YUHHH THERES THE KITTYOTTY UODATE!!

me boutta get some snacks from the pantry since im fuggin craving and starving for cookies

MY MA RANDOMLY TALKING TO ME IN THE DARK (shh i know its a mule deer) FR THO LIKE WHY U GOTTA DO THAT IT WAS A JUMPSCARE IRL BASICALLY T_T

cookies were a success anyways ma just wanted me to sleep teehee

me when i realize my first signs of autism were in 1st grade where i got so hyperfocused on meerkats that i made a google slides that i begged my teacher to show the whole class while playing 'the meerkat game' at every recess and corrected it when it was spelled 'meercats' cuz they werent cats while practically making a cult based off of them and spitting out facts 24/7

oh its all coming together bro why did i hyperfocus on those little savannah sticks of an animal out of all animals-

WOO I MADE ANOTHA HYBRID!! (takin suggestions for more!) >:D Axorg (axe-org) (axolotl + multiple frog species lolol)

The axorg is a very talented species, equipped with both lungs and gills. their eyelids have see-through-like abilities and whiskers to navigate the muddy waters that they thrive in. most species of the axorg come with a strange fin that they can lift up. researchers think that this may be either a way to impress others, for speed, or to communicate. there have been only 2 species recorded at this time that do not have said fin. a rare mutation can occur at times where the axorg is seen with more than one fin, but this doesn't seem to affect the creature in any way though.

they are most commonly found in swamps and marshes where they eat small fish and bugs as they can leap out of the water by using their tail to carry them into the air. most tend to dwell in the water for their lives, but those who also wander on land seem to develop protective-like lizard scales. we are still unsure of how they do this as sometimes the same species will have skin that is practically entirely different.

the axorg tend to hang out in groups of the same sex and have a tendency to wander and vary from each group. it is seen that if theres not enough members of the opposite sex, they will turn hostile and fight.

random untitled poem idk what to name it T_T oh elk. does it hurt you when you do your mighty cry? do you know somewhere, out there in the bustling city. there is a human. a small human. who would truly like to join you. who thinks your cries are a melody. who thinks you can do no harm to your harem. who wants to escape their concrete chamber with their tough antlers and run off with their swift hooves.

but they have no hooves. they have no antlers, either. they are just a human. like all the others. one that repeats the cycle of all the others, too. kill. destroy. take. but this one is not killing your kind. this one is not destroying your home. this one is not taking your forage. this one is with you. on your side on the group with the wolves and rabbits. on the team that has the ferns and the stars. on the army of other people. the people that are just like that one small human, just like you. so, elk, does it hurt you when you do your mighty cry? or do you know that somewhere, out there in the many bustling cities. there are humans, small humans. that wont repeat the cycle of their ancestors. care. help. give. that is what the humans will do. the small humans. and although they are small, they are just like you.

yeeees.... YESSSSSSSSS

LET THRE SEXUALITY-GUESSING CHAOS BEGIN

WELCOME TO MNY WORLD LITTLE QUEER >:)))

HELP A WING CAMEO SHIFT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR LIKE AWHILE AND I JUSFDYJAHKVKWBJDAW,NHKSD, IS THIS WHAST BIRDS FEEL LIKE??? IVE NEVER WANTED TO GET RID OF A PHANTOM SHIFT BEFORE SO IDK HOW TO DO IT IVE TRIED LAYING ON MY BACK WHERE THEY ARE BUT ITS JUST SORTA UNCOMFORTABLE-

AARGHSJAA

im gonna go get some snacks n watch some yt hopefully itll go away with time- I FEEL BAD FOR YALL BIRDS BUT YALL PROB USED TO IT LIKE I AM WITH ANTLERS AND RARELY GET THIS SHIFT-ALSO ITS NEVER BEEN SO REALISTIC AND UNCOMFORTABLE BEFORE T_T