Me: Y’know, Maybe I Should Actually Be Productive And Study For Finals.

dang that’s actually a good beat though

“Bang!” with every second beat removed

hey stop messing with the shield

*bisexually waves*

Guys, is this how bisexuals wave

The Mayans used to worship turkeys as gods

Napoleon was attacked by bunnies

There were more than 600 plans to kill Fidel Castro (a Cuban dictator) including an exploding cigar and a poisoned diving suit

Abraham Lincoln is in the Wrestling Hall of Fame and was a licensed bartender

here is a little dragon i found because i am not a good artist

as previously mentioned, i’m celebrating my belated BIRTHDAY this month! In keeping with my time-honored tradition of pushing deadlines back until the last possible moment, I will be celebrating on January 31st. Here is my birthday wish list, and a list of facts that bring me great delight:

WISH LIST

$2 monthly ko-fi subscribers (to help me build a stable income)

$2+ = money for delicious groceries

$10-20 = a lovely restaurant meal

$40 = one day’s rent

(also this is my paypal)

a donation to the charity of your choice (especially ones that assist trans folks/queer youth. you can send me a screenshot or just drop a message in the notes :)

a drawing of a dragon playing a musical instrument and wearing a marvelous little hat. I would especially like to see townsfolks dancing around the dragon, appreciating its folksy musical talent

misc fun fact or drawing of something that makes you giggle

DELIGHTFUL FACTS

in the Victorian era, toilets would occasionally spontaneously explode due to buildup of flammable gases. this was a fact people just had to live with :)

it’s common for medical students to experience food cravings while dissecting human corpses, a phenomenon known as ”formaldehyde hunger“

the netherlands murdered and ate their prime minister that one time!

fish skin can be grafted onto humans (to speed up burn wound recovery), and here is a picture under the cut:

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yes but with keefe and marella

fitz, sleep-deprived, putting honey in his tea: hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce

biana: do you take constructive criticism?

fitz: i absolutely do fucking not

I just found out that I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS DEKU

“Huh? I’m definitely right-handed... Why’s Excalibur in my left hand?”

he’s so stupid

i love him

😭 🌺. lmao

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

oh no o

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

honestly i don’t think there’s anything ghost hunters can do to get evidence that will ever be funnier than Ryan Bergara’s method of going into Aaron Burr’s home and showing off a Hamilton playbill he brought.

HE’S SO PRETTY IT’S NOT FAIR

Ah