Yes But With Keefe And Marella

I’m sorry what I have ONE

Without looking, guess how many apps you have open on your phone right now.

Then check the actual number and tag this post with how wrong your guess was.

MASTERLIST

Go back to the Navigation Page/About Me -> HERE. Read my Rules for requesting -> HERE. Also check out my drawings! -> ART TAG. This is all Wilbur soot stuff, all of my fics and drabble are here, and you can find links to the headcanon lists and special events.

TAGS: ❤︎=fluff, 🍈= suggestive content, ☂︎=hurt/comfort. 📔=series,❗️=heavier than usual topic, potentially triggering content

FICS:

— Warmth [cc!wilbur, 3k] ☂︎❗️

— Valentine’s Surprise [cc!wilbur, 2.2k] ❤︎

— Pretty Work of Art [wilbur, 2.6k] ❤︎

— Lullaby [cc!wilbur, 1.3k] ❤︎

— Wrong Number, Right Person [cc!wilbur, 3.3k] ❤︎📔, PART TWO,

— The Text [cc!wilbur, 1.1k] ☂︎

— Drunkbur! [cc!Wilbur, 900] ❤︎

— Like What You See? [cc!Wilbur, 300] ❤︎🍈

— Unfinished Symphonies [theif!wilbur royal!au series], PART TWO, PART THREE, PART FOUR, PART FIVE

— Cool Cuddles [ghostbur, 1k] ❤︎

— Music To My Ears [cc!Wilbur, 2.9k] ❤︎

— Bittersweet Goodbye [cc!wilbur, 1.6k] ❤︎🍈

— This Time It's Real [cc!wilbur, ] ☂︎

HEADCANON LISTS:

— cc!wilbur soot headcanon list

— ghostbur headcanon tag

— simpbur headcanon list

SPECIAL EVENTS:

— The 300 Follower Royal!AU Event Masterlist!

— The C!Wilbur/Ghostbur Rambles Tag!

— The 600 Follower Hurt/Comfort Event!

— About Me! [Lyss's BDay Event]

Wow! A compliment? For me??

hey stop messing with the shield

*bisexually waves*

Guys, is this how bisexuals wave

human: i learned from you, and now your hunger lives in me.

based on the new dreamxd lore

lmao what

Bon voyage @brickwhartley!

The Mayans used to worship turkeys as gods

Napoleon was attacked by bunnies

There were more than 600 plans to kill Fidel Castro (a Cuban dictator) including an exploding cigar and a poisoned diving suit

Abraham Lincoln is in the Wrestling Hall of Fame and was a licensed bartender

here is a little dragon i found because i am not a good artist

as previously mentioned, i’m celebrating my belated BIRTHDAY this month! In keeping with my time-honored tradition of pushing deadlines back until the last possible moment, I will be celebrating on January 31st. Here is my birthday wish list, and a list of facts that bring me great delight:

WISH LIST

$2 monthly ko-fi subscribers (to help me build a stable income)

$2+ = money for delicious groceries

$10-20 = a lovely restaurant meal

$40 = one day’s rent

(also this is my paypal)

a donation to the charity of your choice (especially ones that assist trans folks/queer youth. you can send me a screenshot or just drop a message in the notes :)

a drawing of a dragon playing a musical instrument and wearing a marvelous little hat. I would especially like to see townsfolks dancing around the dragon, appreciating its folksy musical talent

misc fun fact or drawing of something that makes you giggle

DELIGHTFUL FACTS

in the Victorian era, toilets would occasionally spontaneously explode due to buildup of flammable gases. this was a fact people just had to live with :)

it’s common for medical students to experience food cravings while dissecting human corpses, a phenomenon known as ”formaldehyde hunger“

the netherlands murdered and ate their prime minister that one time!

fish skin can be grafted onto humans (to speed up burn wound recovery), and here is a picture under the cut:

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how did you find ALL of my favorite hamilton moments?? I love you

Hamilton: A very serious musical

you think you’re faking?

you think you’re faking depression? oh ok, then you know, stop being sad. it’s a conscious choice to fake, so just stop it. get off tumblr, stop reblogging sad shit, and be happy. let’s see how that’ll work out for you. if you think you’re faking, you can stop doing it right now. 

you think you’re faking anxiety?oh ok, then stop being nervous. if you start feeling like you can’t breathe then just stop it. if you really didn’t have it, you could do that. but can you stop?

oh, you think you’re faking ADHD? oh ok,you have 2 weeks of incomplete homework,so just do it. what’s stopping you? what’s blocking you? if you didn’t have it why can’t you just start writing right now? just stop. 

you think you’re faking an eating disorder? oh ok, then go to the kitchen right now, yes, right now, and eat. DON’T count calories, don’t obsess over it, don’t puke it up, finish the whole thing. why can’t you do it? nobody’s stopping you.

this applies to all mental illnesses. there is reason why your brain is giving you these thoughts, ‘’you’re fakingggg!!’’, it’s hard to become aware of how ill you are, your brain is trying to cope in the best way it can, by pretending you’re fine. but it’s ok to not be ok. you are not faking, even if you were subconsciously faking somehow (which almost never happens), the pain is real and valid and you deserve and need help. everytime you feel like you’re faking, keep all of this in mind. 

you can try to save this post or write it somewhere, or screenshot it when you feel bad. 

please, reblog and boost this, more people need to hear it. you deserve to heal and be happy and ok. if yall like this I’ll make more~