First Time Driving Around Today! It Was Super Scary, And My Heart Was Beating So Hard That It Was Hard

Life feels like beening floating orb without any thoughts or feelings. Just existing. With a fleshy anchor holding you down in place, so you don't float up into space.

Nephew walks into villain's lair with his sidekick Pikachu.

Villain (sis): "We'll ,well, well, I've been expecting you, nephew and your side chick, Pikachu."

Villain (sis): " . . . "

Villain (sis): "wait"

My older sis is struggling to hold in their tea

I'm falling on the ground laughing

Villain (sis): "I MENT SIDEKICK!"

Learning to drive again today and my brain was playing tricks on the road. When I looked at the road it would look like it was extending... it was so dizzying

Yooooooooooooo! I just make honey toast bun thing!

Okay, okay. Hear me out.

I had some leftover dinner rolls and I didn't want an normal sandwich... I was wanting something sweet and saw my frying pan.

Cut open the buns.

Put a healthy amount of honey on one side. That way it isn't stick finger time as hard.

(If a doctor saw they would have had a heart attack)

Let the pan heat up

(Mine was on high. It is better now to have it that high or just watch it really good.)

Add a good amount of butter, not enough to clog up your circultory system system tho. Just to coat the pan.

Put the honey side down.

And, let it cook.

Check every now and again.

When happy with the looks or when it starts to smoke remove from pan.

Best method: plate on top. Pan under plate. Rotate 180° to the left or to the right... just flip the pan. :)

Add toppings of choice.It can be whatever your heart so desires!

(I added cinnamon sugar)

It had a similar taste to caramel, probably because it is candied honey... caramelize honey?

Hope you like it! :)

The human body is weird. Like how you can feel your heartbeat in your teeth, or seemingly random heart rate racing, or being unable to tell if you are super happy or anxious as hell; it is a fun looking at the little weird things.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!

I'm going to regret this! :)

How does one make 3 minute eggs!?!

I cooked my eggs 9 minutes and they are STILL under cooked!

Fun little tip, if you like to dry/press leafs or petals you can put them in the back your phone case. Your phone will heat, and you are put pressure on them when it is in your pocket!

I don't like to swallow the frog.

It move so fucking much.

Happy Easter! (to those who celebrate it)

Here are some pictures from the egg hunt I did for my nephew. :)

Pip and so chicks

Next is the bunny overlord (my nephew said it was an evil queen) and their subjects circling a cage of chicks. It's almost sounds like a bad dnd adventure... almost.

Sorry for any burry pictures.