Aizawa: Shoto Is A Good Kid Isn't He? Thoughtful, Well-mannered And Keeps To Himself...

I hate you because when I look into your eyes, I see the woman I used to be.

I hate you. Because when you were born, your father said he loved me.

Then he went back to his grand wife and his grand house whilst I lay pathetic and half-dead on a straw mat, my thighs slick with blood.

I hate you. Because if I didn’t…

I’d love you.

boyfriend vibes pt. 1 ❣

This is fucking real, people. I'm a Social Psychologist and I see lots and lots of cases where some of the patient or even parents of my patients are skeptical of therapy.

Therapy can help.

Therapy it's necessary sometimes.

Going to therapy doesn't mean you're "crazy" .

It's not easy, and the path to a healthy mental health is long and sometimes very hard BUT IT'S WORTH EVERY SINGLE STEP.

So if you read this and you feel or think you need therapy then go and find a therapist, research for help because there's always someone out there willing to help you with the things you deal in your head, it's gonna be hard but it's very worth it and you'll find it out.

Therapists aren’t people who you “pay to pretend to care about you”, therapists are people you pay to teach you how to care for yourself

criminal minds episode

[suburban house in the dark]

Woman: hey I’m getting some wine okay honey

Man: okay

[spooky music]

[someone comes up behind the woman and slits her throat with a fork]

[powerpoint transitions between clips of the cast, theme song plays]

[picture of FBI Quantico labeled “FBI QUANTICO”]

[inside FBI Quantico]

Reid: did you know that prince removed one of his ribs to suck his own dick

Prentiss: DiD yOu Kn—shut up

Reid: okay sorry

JJ: hey everyone we’re starting. get in here

Everyone: [gets in there]

[sitting at the table]

Hotch: 😠

Reid: 🙂

Morgan: 🤨

Rossi: 🧐

JJ, showing a PowerPoint presentation of dead bodies: the UnSub is killing people with spoons. But now he has used a fork

Morgan: his MO changed…that means…

Rossi : we need to act fast. He’s getting sloppy

Reid: ☹️

Hotch: 😠 wheels up in 20

[everyone starts to leave]

Prentiss: hey wait Reid

Reid: what

Prentiss: do you want to talk about it

Reid: next time why don’t you just ask me if I want to gouge my eyes out with melon ballers because that’s how much I don’t want to talk about it. That’s how avoidant I am. God I wish I had a father [leaves]

[scene of plane flying]

Hotch, voiced over: “What would you do if you did not know how to what okay and. — The Bible”

[inside plane]

Reid: did you know—

Morgan: DiD yOu kNoW— shut up you little twink. You’re so gorgeous I just wanna rub my hands—

Reid: wh—

Hotch: let’s focus please

Garcia, appearing on the computer screen: hello all of you slimy little cum beasts

Rossi: 👁👄👁

Morgan: hey sexy

Hotch: 😠… what do you have for us

Garcia: I obtained a record of all forks bought in the past week

Hotch: great work. thank you

Morgan: god i just wanna fuck your brains out

Garcia: fill me with your mixed babies

Hotch: [disapproving glance]

Reid: 🤭

[meeting the local cops]

JJ: hey I’m agent jereau we spoke on the phone

Cop: oh hey sexy you didn’t tell me you had huge naturals and a slim thick ass when we talked on the phone hahaha let’s go inside we’ll get you set up

[several minutes of poking around at crime scenes]

Hotch: okay. Let’s present the profile

Morgan: are we ready for that

[zoom on Hotch’s face]

“No”

[black screen where there would have been commercials if you were watching this on CBS but it’s 2020 and you’re watching it on Netflix so there are no commercials so you’re forced to see your reflection and think about the fact that you’ve been watching Criminal Minds for six hours straight]

[in room with the cops]

Hotch: it’s a white male in his 30’s

Cop who is racist: you sure

Prentiss: hey shut the fuck up please. It’s a white male in his 30’s and his dick don’t work so he’s decided to kill everyone who looks the same as his mother because he blames her for his dick not working

[more poking around at the most recent crime scene]

Morgan, climbing up a tree or something in the yard: so I’m the unsub. Where can I see inside the windows without being seen

Prentiss: you look dumb as hell up there just so you know. You look like a fucking freak just so you know

Rossi, from inside the house: hey guys I think found something

[commercial break]

open when you’re sad

lock me up bc im guilty 😔

Aemond: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Aemond: Ask me to kill for you.

Y/N: ...First of all, calm down-

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Soundtrack

Episode 1

“Beyond the Sea” - Bobby Darin

“Right Back Where We Started From” - Maxine Nightingale

“My Way” - Frank Sinatra

“You Must Be an Angel” - Richard Myhill

“Trying” - Fran Powers

“I Wonder What The Future Holds For Me” - Glenn Snow

“Rocket Fuel” - DJ Shadow (feat. De La Soul)

“Be Thankful You’re You” - Fern Jones

“Crazy” - Daniela Andrade, cover of Gnarls Barkley

“Comin’ Home Baby” - Mel Tormé

“You Only Want Me When You’re Lonely” - Jim Boyd 

Episode 2

“Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo” - Perry Como and the Fontane Sisters

“Who’s That Knockin’” - The Genies 

“I’m a Man” - The Spencer Davis Group

Episode 3

“I Gotta Get the World Fff My Back” - Bill Martin and Phil Coulter

“Sunny” -Boney M

“I Don’t Care What They Say About You” - Mack & Gwen With The Country Playboys

“I’ll Never Do You Wrong” - Joe Tex

“Golden Brown” The Stranglers

Episode 4

“Love Is Blue” - Marty Robbins 

“Renegade” - Styx

“Have You Ever Been Hurt” - Helen Wilson 

“Unwind Yourself” - Marva Whitney

“I Was Made For Lovin’ You” - KISS

Episode 5

“Major Tom (Coming Home)” - Peter Schilling

“He Can’t Love You” - Joe Hunter feat. Four Holidays

“Hey Da Da” - Andrea Litkei & Ervin Litkei

“Twisting the Night Away” - Sam Cooke

“Bad Guy" - The Interrupters, cover of Billie Eilish

“Hello" - My Kullsvik, cover of Adele

Episode 6

“Won’t Be Long” - Aretha Franklin

“An Old-Fashioned Christmas” - Jack Huddle 

“Hold On, I’m Comin’” - Sam and Dave

“I Live Alone” - Bob Cox

“The Order of Death” - Public Image Ltd.

“In Hell I’ll Be In Good Company” - The Dead South

Episode 7

“Polk Salad Annie” - Tony Joe White

“Give Me A Reason To Stay” - Zoe Muth

“Sister of Pearl” - Baio

“Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” - Backstreet Boys

Episode 8

“Pepper” - Butthole Surfers

Episode 9

“Dancing With Myself” - Generation X

“Violin Partita No. 2 in D Minor” - Johann Sebastian Bach

“Here Comes The End” - Gerard Way  (feat. Judith Hill)

Episode 10

“Wicked Game” - Parra for Cuva (feat. Anna Naklab)