The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Soundtrack

The Umbrella Academy as Vintage Book Series (aka if the Umbrella Gang stayed in the 60s and got book deals)

Favorite Character Meme : Headcanons [2/5]

- Belphegor in Supernatural

- Portrayed by Alexander Calvert

[ full headcanon list for belphegor below! ]

• he grew up in a cult family, like his parents ran a cult and he was forced into it ("we were all worshipping this giant rock that looked like a huge penis").

• he had a really traumatic life because he likes being in hell.

• he died when he was like a young adult because he acts like he's a fucking gen z kid.

• he's been to earth before he used jack as a vessel (he knows way too much to have not been) and he prefers using young adult males as vessels because that's who he is.

• he's met rowena before, a couple centuries ago, and knows her on a semi-personal level.

• same with meg, i feel like she was the first and one of the extremely few demons that ever liked him and became a friend. he doesn't learn that she died until he brings her up to sam one of the few days he was with tfw and when he learns, he just has to take a Moment.

• he's a prince of hell, but he's the weakest of the group so nobody trusted him with a high status job, so he punches a clock and does pretty simple tasks; which leads to him not having trust in his own power despite having a high status and knowing more than just a normal demon.

• not to mention that the spells he did had so few ingredients but did huge things, so there had to be crazy power behind the caster, right?

• jack's body was the first body that he felt comfortable in, like he says that he'll leave when he finds another body but there was Several "blending" bodies around at literally every fucking moment but he still stayed in jack's.

• also on the vessel subject, i think he only chooses bodies that are already dead because, again, there were several bodies that he could've hopped into but he chose not to.

• he actually wasn't supposed to be in hell; his soul was just snatched before he got to heaven and lucifer and lilith had their fucking way with him to turn him into a yellow eyes and they told him that he belongs here and that once a soul has been to hell, it can't go to heaven so he's Stuck here now and he believes that even though it isn't true.

• oh, not to mention that he's definitely not straight.

Me in class:

im like a kitten, i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute

House of the dragon x Gen neutral!Reader incorrect Quotes (Platonic)

N/a: Rhaenicent, platonic, reader can be interpreted as best friends or relative, Modern!AU.

Lucerys: Truth or Dare?

Y/n: Truth.

Lucerys: How many hours have you slept this week?

Y/n: Dare.

Lucerys: Go to sleep.

Y/n: I don't like this game.

Y/n: I want to be a caterpillar.

Rhaenyra: Explain?

Y/n: Eat a lot, Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

Rhaenyra: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks, right?

Y/n: That's another highlight

Rhaenyra: (Y/n) no-

Y/n: Queen Rhaenyra, What do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: Revenge.

Y/n: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: Instruments of Torture.

Y/n: What Harmless thing do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: A new set for Syrax.

Y/n: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Lucerys: Because their hands are too shor-

Aemond: because they are all dead...

Y/n: Hey, Rhaenyra? Can I get some dating advice?

Rhaenyra: Just because I’m with Alicent doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Y/n: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Luke: Okay, but in my defense, Jace bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Y/n: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Y/n: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Daemon: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n: No, it’s not you.

Rhaenyra: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n: It’s not you either.

Aegon: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n:

Y/n, mockingly: Is IT mE Y/n?

Y/n: Truth or dare?

Harwin : Dare

Y/n: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Harwin: Hey Laenor

Laenor, blushing: Yeah?

Harwin : Could you move? I’m trying to get to Rhaenyra

Y/n, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Viserys , in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Rhaenyra : what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/n: playing systemic oppression

Aegon: Why are Y/n and Helaena sitting with their backs to each other?

Aemond: They had a fight.

Aegon: Then why are they holding hands?

Aemond: They get sad when they fight.

Y/n: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Helaena: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Aegon: I got distracted about halfway through.

Aemond: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Y/n: Can I be frank with you guys?

Helaena: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Aegon: Can I still be Aegon?

Aemond: Shh, let Frank speak.

Y/n: I was arrested for being too cool.

Alicent: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Y/n: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Baela: Wasn't Rhaena with you?

Rhaena: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

*Y/n and Aegon sitting in jail together*

Aegon: So who should we call?

Y/n: I’d call your mom, but I feel safer in jail

Alicent: HELP! I TOLD RHAENYRA I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Y/n: , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Y/n please come to the front desk?

Y/n, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Luke and Joffrey

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Luke and Joffrey , simultaneously: We got lost :(

Y/n: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Y/n, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Jace: Hey.

Luke: Hi.

Joffrey: Hello.

Aegon iii: Hey!

Y/n: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Viserys ii: We were out of Doritos.

I'm just gonna post this here and wait for some writer to give the people this modern Au we all need.

Like big sis Rhae taking care of her young siblings bc their parents died or something, and then drop me rhaenyra's bestie Ali helping her with the kids.

Pd: I found this on Pinterest so if someone knows the owner please let me know.

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And then there's the fact that I actually choose sides with my 😺

There's no moral compass here, my friends.

“ALL MUST CHOOSE”

me:

Modern!Aegon: I wasn’t that drunk. Y/N: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Modern!Aegon: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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