I Wanna See That

eh?

obsessed with this bench

lol

this looks like a meme template

Princess Yue as the Moon Spirit in a style inspired by Alphonse Mucha.

🌸 This piece is available as a print here! 🌸

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People outside of my community will never truly understand just how relevant this video is right now.

teleports in

slaps the critics

teleports out

unfortunately my species don't so

new sona species

If dude don't know what a trout is

there just is no hope

just off the top of my head

bitterling

blenny

blobfish

bluefish

bombil

bonefish

brown trout

burbot

butterflyfish

chub

clingfish

clownfish

cod

convict cichlid

cowfish

devils hole pupfish

discus

dogfish

donkey fish

dory

electric eel

and i better stop there or i'll be hitting the word limit before long

yeesh

Jokes in the future will be so strange

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

"What's a kangaroo and what's a sheep?"

Kangaroos were bipedal animals we used to have that were known to have powerful large legs that they use to bound across the land.

Sheep were creatures we used to have that would naturally produce fibres similar in composition to our artificial cotton plastics that people used to fashion clothing.

"Okay, please continue."

A woolly jumper!

"Ah okay, I guess that makes sense."

No no no stop thinking about the gene-splicing thing for a sec I mean like the clothing item made of wool that our kind used to wear.

"You need new material."

I should have been born while Earth was still a thing.

"Okay, boomer."

Oh. Well I guess bombs are still relevant. Weird.

TikTok moron tried to hit Denzel for clout, got himself arrested with a broken arm.

So apparently this crispy creme tiktok prankster was attempting to - start recording - punch a stranger in the face - clip out the part with the punch - and then act like a victim of black violence

Their plan failed at step 2 when they chose Denzel as their target, a man who's won every fight he's been in and has a long history of violence stretching back to being a toddler.

The only reason Denzel never gets arrested is because he never starts any of these fights but boy does he end them.

Denzel - sensed the punch coming - stepped away - swung round to face his opponent - grabbed the wrist of his attacker while the punch was still mid-swing - twisted this dude's arm backwards - slammed him face first into the concrete sidewalk - kicked the dumbass in the armpit - and then when the prankster started wailing started yelling at him "We good? We good, son?"

The police turned up and collected the big white baby off the floor and Denzel was later told that he'd shattered the man's elbow.

Denzel's reaction to this information... "Tell me something I don't know."

White violence is a thing. Some people forget that certain people are very used to it.

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Inktober 2015 drawings, by Xavier Collette.

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The Bull of Minos wishes for a kinder myth where he can be free

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Needle felt Minotaur, handmade by me.