So apparently this crispy creme tiktok prankster was attempting to - start recording - punch a stranger in the face - clip out the part with the punch - and then act like a victim of black violence
Their plan failed at step 2 when they chose Denzel as their target, a man who's won every fight he's been in and has a long history of violence stretching back to being a toddler.
The only reason Denzel never gets arrested is because he never starts any of these fights but boy does he end them.
Denzel - sensed the punch coming - stepped away - swung round to face his opponent - grabbed the wrist of his attacker while the punch was still mid-swing - twisted this dude's arm backwards - slammed him face first into the concrete sidewalk - kicked the dumbass in the armpit - and then when the prankster started wailing started yelling at him "We good? We good, son?"
The police turned up and collected the big white baby off the floor and Denzel was later told that he'd shattered the man's elbow.
Denzel's reaction to this information... "Tell me something I don't know."
White violence is a thing. Some people forget that certain people are very used to it.
on that note when was the last playable crab character
other than a game specifically themed around crabs
Tik tok assigned me this fursona
that's it
Okay, historians of Tumblr. Tell them why.
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アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。
I have re-created my account.
My creator name is Nishiki Suzumori.
I will update mainly illustrations I have drawn in the past.
All illustrations may not be reproduced without permission.
busted!
Sweepy Crittor
i'm a mitten crab
[inhales...]
"I don't wanna be unrelatable"
and
"-so this is what normal people like? Ew."
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I want to work on my Sonic AUs in the future again too, this was an Amy redesign for one of the fangame concepts I made, mixing elements from her classic and modern design, ofc with the back quills
I especially liked the gameplay concepts regarding her hammer, powered by chaos drives that gave it various abilities, like using it for a power swing combo, ground shockwave, a charged bounce to go extra high etc.
ha
right?
yep
Denzel met Randall while Randall was camping out.
So far a start the map locations should be obvious.
They are simply just locations of camps in the area.
Duh.
The various items of apparel are disguises.
Duh.
The knife set is so that the murder weapon can be disposed of.
Duh again.
Denzel worked volunterally with local park staff around this time.
He was responsible for monitoring emergency supply boxes.
These are boxes the size of a lunchbox that contain medical supplies and food rations as well as other obvious survival things like a radio rope and pocket knife for example.
In an emergency these can be used if you're away from camp.
Denzel told staff that food had been taken from these boxes.
Staff said that it happens all the time because people are basically horrible.
While restocking them Denzel did notice someone watching him.
Denzel was able to watch this person without getting caught.
He thought at the time it was odd.
They didn't go to the supply boxes after Denzel had seemingly left.
Denzel said that didn't make any sense at the time.
Surely if they were stealing supplies there was no reason not to.
Denzel reported the guy but the staff did nothing about it.
Turns out that guy was in fact the murderer.
Denzel recalls hearing native American chants on his trip.
Denzel knows native American language from his family.
There's a sort of rule that in certain points in the chant the listener is supposed to respond in a certain way and Denzel out of respect had done so even though at the time he believed he was alone.
Turns out Denzel was actually responding to the recording and the fact that he did so may have saved his life if the killer was actually watching him at that time.
unfortunately my species don't so
new sona species
just off the top of my head
bitterling
blenny
blobfish
bluefish
bombil
bonefish
brown trout
burbot
butterflyfish
chub
clingfish
clownfish
cod
convict cichlid
cowfish
devils hole pupfish
discus
dogfish
donkey fish
dory
electric eel
and i better stop there or i'll be hitting the word limit before long