TikTok Moron Tried To Hit Denzel For Clout, Got Himself Arrested With A Broken Arm.

TikTok moron tried to hit Denzel for clout, got himself arrested with a broken arm.

So apparently this crispy creme tiktok prankster was attempting to - start recording - punch a stranger in the face - clip out the part with the punch - and then act like a victim of black violence

Their plan failed at step 2 when they chose Denzel as their target, a man who's won every fight he's been in and has a long history of violence stretching back to being a toddler.

The only reason Denzel never gets arrested is because he never starts any of these fights but boy does he end them.

Denzel - sensed the punch coming - stepped away - swung round to face his opponent - grabbed the wrist of his attacker while the punch was still mid-swing - twisted this dude's arm backwards - slammed him face first into the concrete sidewalk - kicked the dumbass in the armpit - and then when the prankster started wailing started yelling at him "We good? We good, son?"

The police turned up and collected the big white baby off the floor and Denzel was later told that he'd shattered the man's elbow.

Denzel's reaction to this information... "Tell me something I don't know."

White violence is a thing. Some people forget that certain people are very used to it.

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1 year ago

on that note when was the last playable crab character

other than a game specifically themed around crabs

Tik Tok Assigned Me This Fursona

Tik tok assigned me this fursona

1 year ago

that's it

Lincoln wouldn't stay at this table. If you really knew about his life, you would know why that is the case. Hint: It's not for moral reasons.

Lincoln Wouldn't Stay At This Table. If You Really Knew About His Life, You Would Know Why That Is The

Okay, historians of Tumblr. Tell them why.

1 year ago

nice

アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。
アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。
アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。
アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。
アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。
アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。
アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。
アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。

アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。

I have re-created my account.

My creator name is Nishiki Suzumori.

I will update mainly illustrations I have drawn in the past.

All illustrations may not be reproduced without permission.

1 year ago

I just saw a commercial for a fossil fuel company with Mr. Blue Sky as the backing.

How do I tell them that the sky here is not in fact blue and that it's their fault?


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1 year ago

busted!

Sweepy Crittor

Sweepy Crittor

1 year ago

i'm a mitten crab

[inhales...]

My two moods are

"I don't wanna be unrelatable"

and

"-so this is what normal people like? Ew."

1 year ago

nice

I Want To Work On My Sonic AUs In The Future Again Too, This Was An Amy Redesign For One Of The Fangame

I want to work on my Sonic AUs in the future again too, this was an Amy redesign for one of the fangame concepts I made, mixing elements from her classic and modern design, ofc with the back quills

I Want To Work On My Sonic AUs In The Future Again Too, This Was An Amy Redesign For One Of The Fangame

I especially liked the gameplay concepts regarding her hammer, powered by chaos drives that gave it various abilities, like using it for a power swing combo, ground shockwave, a charged bounce to go extra high etc.

1 year ago

ha

Posting things that Eka's Portal won't understand the significance of

Posting Things That Eka's Portal Won't Understand The Significance Of

right?

1 year ago

yep

Denzel met Randall while Randall was camping out.

So far a start the map locations should be obvious.

They are simply just locations of camps in the area.

Duh.

The various items of apparel are disguises.

Duh.

The knife set is so that the murder weapon can be disposed of.

Duh again.

Denzel worked volunterally with local park staff around this time.

He was responsible for monitoring emergency supply boxes.

These are boxes the size of a lunchbox that contain medical supplies and food rations as well as other obvious survival things like a radio rope and pocket knife for example.

In an emergency these can be used if you're away from camp.

Denzel told staff that food had been taken from these boxes.

Staff said that it happens all the time because people are basically horrible.

While restocking them Denzel did notice someone watching him.

Denzel was able to watch this person without getting caught.

He thought at the time it was odd.

They didn't go to the supply boxes after Denzel had seemingly left.

Denzel said that didn't make any sense at the time.

Surely if they were stealing supplies there was no reason not to.

Denzel reported the guy but the staff did nothing about it.

Turns out that guy was in fact the murderer.

Denzel recalls hearing native American chants on his trip.

Denzel knows native American language from his family.

There's a sort of rule that in certain points in the chant the listener is supposed to respond in a certain way and Denzel out of respect had done so even though at the time he believed he was alone.

Turns out Denzel was actually responding to the recording and the fact that he did so may have saved his life if the killer was actually watching him at that time.

1 year ago

unfortunately my species don't so

new sona species

If dude don't know what a trout is

there just is no hope

If Dude Don't Know What A Trout Is

just off the top of my head

bitterling

blenny

blobfish

bluefish

bombil

bonefish

brown trout

burbot

butterflyfish

chub

clingfish

clownfish

cod

convict cichlid

cowfish

devils hole pupfish

discus

dogfish

donkey fish

dory

electric eel

and i better stop there or i'll be hitting the word limit before long

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