Blind People Must Save A Lot On Electricity.

Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

I know it’s not the “cool” way to order coffee, but I just prefer my drinks boneless.

till deactivation do us part

tumblr: stop being horny for villains

me, a person perfectly capable of separating fiction from reality: no

Source: abdul_rabby___

being kissed in your sleep and being pulled closer within cuddles is such a top tier form of affection

- takethisride

Collecting these motherfuckers like pokemon

Leave me alone anthony james, in the name of the lord

I have a pair of boots that I like, and like one pair of shorts but idk if they really work for me and it’s kinda sad tbh

wheres seasons greasons