Collecting These Motherfuckers Like Pokemon

Matt McCreary

Naming my son a “J” name so I get to use Jaybird as a nickname and no one knows it’s really for Jason Todd, my beloved

bats & birdies as twitter posts pt.4

i’m heading back for spring semester soon but before i go pls enjoy a part 4 :) hope everyone is doing well!

pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

Gorgeous, stunning, AND and insanely talented writer

I’m in love

i haven’t written anything in MONTHS and my brain told me today is the day i start writing again so perhaps i drop something soon !! 👀

also changed my hair color again and i feel like a new person

also gave myself bangs hehe

Being kissed wouldn't fix me but it would be nice

Honestly one of the main reasons to assume Luigi Mangione was framed by the NYPD is that the UHC shooter not only had no reason to carry around a manifesto, he had no reason to even write a manifesto. He said his piece loud and clear with the bullet casings and the monopoly money. Everyone understood it and the shooter knew that would be the case.

this tweet sends me into hysterics