Sorry Very Fan Of Transformers

wayne: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

chosen: If?

dark: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

*wayne and dark sitting in jail together*

dark: So who should we call?

wayne: I’d call chosen, but I feel safer in jail

wayne: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

chosen: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

wayne: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

dark: edible

chosen: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

wayne: We got spring water

chosen: NO.

dark: with EXTRA minerals

wayne: it's like licking a stalagmite

chosen: DON'T COME HOME.

dark: Mmmmm cave water

wayne: You have to apologize to chosen

dark: Fine.

dark: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

YOOOOO yan

yan!blue(??????

whats in that food?????

wayne: Tell chosen about the birds and the bees.

dark: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

wayne: Hey, chosen? Can I get some dating advice?

chosen: Just because I’m with dark doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

wayne, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

chosen, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

dark: what the fuck are you guys doing?

wayne: playing systemic oppression

HEAR ME OUT

"You were a wonderful experience"

"You were everything"