wayne: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
chosen: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
wayne: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
dark: edible
wayne, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
chosen, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
dark: what the fuck are you guys doing?
wayne: playing systemic oppression
i want to make a comic about the kids (RGBY + TSC + ethereal + purple) having a sleepover meanwhile the adults going to a party guests by victim
i do really hate doing capes and anatomy (i fking failed anatomy once) , they are stressful (am back i guess)
dark: wayne, my old arch enemy.
chosen: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
dark: I have a life outside of you, chosen.
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Becker please come to the front desk?
alan becker, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to chosen and dark
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
chosen and dark, simultaneously: We got lost
Alan becker: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
wayne, texting chosen: chosen! Help I’m being kidnapped dark: Where are you? wayne: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. chosen: I’ll call dark. dark, answering their cell: Y’ello? chosen: Where’s wayne? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. dark: wayne? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- dark: dark: I’ll call you back. hangs up dark: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! wayne: WHO ARE YOU?!
wayne: If you had to choose between chosen and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? dark: That depends, how much money are we taking about? chosen: dark! wayne: 63 cents. dark: I'll take the money. chosen: DARK!!!