Dark: Here's Some Advice

HEAR ME OUT

"You were a wonderful experience"

"You were everything"

crackship yay

clarification, my character of Alan is not the (real Alan) this is my fanon Alan

yaaayyy oldmans/woman

I will soon publish comics that I have from this crackship and some headcanons

alan, driving chosen and dark: So how was your day?

dark: We almost got surprise adopted!

wayne: What?

chosen: We almost got kidnapped.

alan: Oh, okay.

alan: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Sorry very fan of Transformers

wayne: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

chosen: Okay, but in my defense, dark bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

wayne: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Spoilers or not¿

guys GUYS HEAR ME OUT, FUKINH VICTIM IS LIKE DABI, BACK TO DEAD TO TAKE REVENGE (SORRY FOR THEBSPOILER IM SCREAMMING)

wayne, negotiating with chosen: We have dark. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed

dark: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

wayne:

dark: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

wayne: DARK STOP

god and his toy

ultrakill inspire me (Divine Intervention)

N0ogai when a catch u btch

Dark: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Wayne: I'm a knife.

Chosen, from across the room: They're the little spoon.