What Is The New Popes Plan To Deal With The Fact The Chicago Is Divided Up Between Five Monster Families

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

My cousins were here today and i let them draw on my phone

They are so good (you ->😨🔫😊) Right?

Just found out ww3 could happen before next week is over. We're so fuckimg doomed. ( Im laughing hysterically )

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

Nonstick broom

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

i love the idea that the astronomy tower is enchanted so jumpers and clumsy fallers land gently on the ground so i can write regulus pushing james off of it.