Nonstick Broom

Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

i plan for this to be a multi-part poll so if you pick “it’s complicated” you will have opportunities to vote for more specific options (obviously i can’t stop people from voting however whenever but i’m just gonna assume everyone will be very cool and chill about this absolutely pointless but fun thought experiment)

Happy plagueiversary

quick reminder that my own gay ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Inconvenience stores

You were one of the 20-40ish senators who conspired to kill Julius Caesar, but did NOT stab.

My cousins were here today and i let them draw on my phone

They are so good (you ->😨🔫😊) Right?