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what is the new popes plan to deal with the fact the chicago is divided up between five monster families

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

Mmm gorlic bred

RB to give mutuals a little kiss and some garlic bread

My cousins were here today and i let them draw on my phone

They are so good (you ->😨🔫😊) Right?

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

less aggressive cleaning hack: when your done a job play a task complete sound.

Fun cleaning hack! SCREAM ANGRILY AT EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM! AND IF YOUR SIBLING BUGS YOU SCREAM AT THEM TOO!!!!

Larry needs to fucking FIGHT ME

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

My friend @mike-wheeler-is-gay said to post about stupid shit so @mike-wheeler-is-gay I'm banning you from the daycare