I Chose Ares, Cause Dionysus Basically Is The God Of Mental Health And I Feel Like He'd Have The Best

Villain: I have your child Father: Which one? Villain: Ummm... long brown hair and brown eyes. Chubby but not fat, mostly skinny but with chub. She's smiling at the floor for some reason. Father: Oh! That's my daughter Mikachu! Yeah you don't have her... she has you. HAVE FUN SWEEITE!

You were the only child that didn’t have powers in a family of metahumans. Today you got kidnapped by a supervillain… and none of your family came to the rescue.

WE LOVE STOLAS AND ANGEL DUST OKAY?! WHY WOULDN'T IT GET 1K?!

Do you think sinners miss the night sky..?

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I'm guessing the questions are... "HOW?!" and "WHY???"

My cousins didn't come over today but I probably am the gay cousin since I'm bisexual.

if you don't have a gay cousin at your thanksgiving, I am your gay cousin for today. I'm wearing a croptop and I'm excited about cranberry sauce

This is beautiful.... T0T

We shouldn't need stuff like this! We don't need to prove you are valid when you ARE valid! Who said you weren't?! I'LL KILL 'EM!!!!

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I am Aromantic but i wanna see how ppl think we are valid

The bread they bake is just so good that now they have an army of ghost body guards

It is known that the ghosts of fallen heroes haunt their killers and cannot move on until the killer is brought to justice. But nobody is willing to ask the baker why so many ghosts are following them around.

Just send them dumb memes and memes that you know they'll love.

Me: Bitch I'm learning spells you didn't learn at my age. I have 20x the homework. I live on coffee. so respectfully.... STFU!!!!

"You young mages don't know how good you have it," said the old wizard teacher. "Back when I was your age, I walked uphill both ways to and from class. Damn noneuclidean spacial mages."

HOLD UP! . . . PEOPLE FIGURED OUT HOW TO READ THE BOOK?! AND THE LADYBUG PAGE JUST SAYS LADYBUG?! Why am I the last one to know??????? And why am I so dumb???

I don't remember well, but about the decoding, it was laughable poorly made, it was either gibberish or simple thing like " this the ladybug it's red" and some even have the modern names of the heroes? Like i remember the fox stil was call Volpina in the ancient book

That's what I'm saying! Once everyone figured out that the symbols on the Ladybug page literally said L A D Y B U G, the rest was easy, UTTERLY easy!