"My Mom Says We Shouldn't Wish For Stuff, So What's The Point Really. Best To Do Things Yourself! And

Future me: *smiling* trauma honey. Still need to get help for that. But look at all these scars, I really want to tell you each story, but there are too many for now. You'll learn them in the future

You and your friends, age ten, meet your adult selves from fifteen years in the future. Some are surprised, others are delighted, but you… you’re afraid of this person. “What… happened to us?”

I look like a fucking man

I'm not gonna sugar coat it!!!!!

you're very beautiful.

and yeah,

you're gonna have to deal with that for the rest of your life

Wait go back to that last one- WHAT?!

HOLY SHET!!! IT'S A DUCKING PAINTING!!!

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

I'm guess it's your birthday?

I LOVE BIRTHDAYS

you were BORN and you made it through ANOTHER YEAR and I'm excited for you so I'm gonna give you a gift that I think you'll like and you're gonna eat something delicious!!!!!! like cake or spaghetti or whatever, you get to choose!!!! birthdays fucking rule!!!!!!!!!!!

"Roomie, why are you threatening me? I do you're fucking laundry because you can't do it for the life of you. Ge the gun out of my face or else you'll somehow explode your clothes when they're in the dryer"

Today you just found out your roommate with strange hobbies, like knowing how to pick a lock, knows how every puzzle and cipher by heart, or how to commit tax fraud, and so many other things, wasn't a guy with ADHD, he was an ex-assassin and now you have a gun pointed at your face

Something that ACTUALLY happened at school Me: No ya idiot! Feminism doesn't mean you hate women!! This kid I'll call by his nickname "Tolo" Tolo: I'm not a feminist, I love women! I'm a misogynist! *raises his fist* Me: *noises of anger*

Yes because I do the same thing

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

Me: Is it wearing my heels Demon: *nods* Me: FOR FUCKS SAKE! I JUST BOUGHT THOSE!

You wake up to find your sleep paralysis demon holding you tight in fear, tears in eyes. “There’s a monster in the closet”, it says.

I would honestly hug the kids if they hugged me and would slap anyone who tries to hurt them.

An alien species thinks of humans as no better than animals... which means they've decided Earth is like a wolf sanctuary. They keep vaccinating people, microchipping them, giving them cool bracelets, recording their social relationships, and trying to keep all the alien kids from running up and hugging anyone.