". . . You Need To Do Better Make-up" "Bitch! You Need To Hide Your Chest Or Else It'll Be Clear You're

He needs to share that rizz with me cause I've only made like, three friends since I started high school

I love how, most shonen MCs get a harem of cute girls surounding them,

And then...

You have Ishigami Senku with his Harem of variously abled men always ready to work for him.

Muscleman bestie

Bisexual pirate & his non-binary chef

Gay mentalist

Gay sonar boy

Team of musclemen + that one whimp

Always hyped to do any work grandpa

Scientist Jr.

even his god damn enemies end up in his harem!!

I love dr stone 😌✨️❤️

Edit; spelling

Why?

𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎

Me: *isekais myself into the world they're in* BITCH WHERE ARE YOU! I'VE BEEN PAYING ALL YOUR BILLS AND NOW I NEED TO BE PAID BACK WITH INTEREST!!!!!

Someone close to you has gone missing for months, and you've just learned that they were Isekai'd away to a fantasy world, and you are horrified to discovered how quickly they've moved on from their old life and you in its entirety.

Derpy face Tamari

evil(?) tamari

C=

I just hide in a closet

Everyone at the Orphanage is excited because today is Sidekick Adoption Day. A day when the Super Heroes come and pick a new sidekick. You just want to be adopted by a normal family to live a normal life and do everything you can to sabotage being picked as a sidekick.

Me: "Okay then, I sense cowpox... Let's turn that into smallpox and kill you! Please don't cough!"

You’re the healer of the group. The rest of the party has always treated you like you’re made of glass. You were content to stay out of their way and let them do their thing. Until they all got downed leaving you the only one standing. That’s when you show them how deadly healing magic can be.

Future me: *smiling* trauma honey. Still need to get help for that. But look at all these scars, I really want to tell you each story, but there are too many for now. You'll learn them in the future

You and your friends, age ten, meet your adult selves from fifteen years in the future. Some are surprised, others are delighted, but you… you’re afraid of this person. “What… happened to us?”

Okay so who's gonna translate that for me?

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/neg

God give me good fortune.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

Anti-social people: FUCK YEAH BITCH!!!!!

You were cursed by an evil witch to become a horrible monster. You know that she meant to destroy your life, but you have never been happier.