I Love This Way Too Much! LONG LIVE TUMBLR BEING UNHINGED!!

"stick" "Stick??" "Is good stick. helps keep other hobos away from alley" ". . . ARE YOU HOMELESS?!"

“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”

If I ever go off the grid, please tell my mom I'm living in one of these caves

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

We know for a fact he'd wear it and think it's awesome...

No thoughts. Just Ryusui in an outfit with hip holes

Not exactly what I had in mind but the vision is there. I just need the hip holes 🧍‍♀️

He needs to share that rizz with me cause I've only made like, three friends since I started high school

I love how, most shonen MCs get a harem of cute girls surounding them,

And then...

You have Ishigami Senku with his Harem of variously abled men always ready to work for him.

Muscleman bestie

Bisexual pirate & his non-binary chef

Gay mentalist

Gay sonar boy

Team of musclemen + that one whimp

Always hyped to do any work grandpa

Scientist Jr.

even his god damn enemies end up in his harem!!

I love dr stone 😌✨️❤️

Edit; spelling

I know a lot of dumbasses. You need to be specific.

As the Dark Lord is slain, his power escapes his body and finds a new host… in the dumbest person you know.

Gotta remember this...

So, about a month and a half ago, I sent an ask here about Charlie being Lucifer's adoptive child, instead of his biological one, and Alastor demanding custody of her because of his scheming, and a lot of people seemed to like it, so now it is a fic, with its first chapter on ao3!

I can't add links directly but this is it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55062487/chapters/139599334

And this is the ask I sent in: https://www.tumblr.com/nunalastor/744132699579629568/yall-seem-experienced-it-fic-and-fandom-culture?source=share

And this is my blog where the most recent post is the fic link and summary: @loser-babey

A big thank you for the encouragement, your blog really helped actually put this idea into motion, and just feed into the idea itself, so thank you for that spark!

If you guys or anyone else ends up checking it out, I hope you enjoy it! <3

oh shit!! link

Me in a Gru costume: And tonight... we steal.... THE MOON!!! Little kids dressed up as minions:*cheering loudly*

Today there is a solar eclipse set to cover the sun with 100% totality for a duration of 4 minutes, 28 seconds. However as time passes, the eclipse continues for 5 minutes, then 7, then 10. Half an hour passes but the moon has not moved and Earth remains in darkness

I'd read this is this was a manhwa.... BUT I'D RATHER READ IT HERE!!! PART 2!!!!! PLEEEASE

The Fallen Kingdom Project

Chapter one: when the betrayer is betrayed

(Yandere husband cheater Emperor x ex-wife ex empress reader)

Warning : Mention of murder and cheating , killing .

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Kneeling in the front of the woman whom he gave everything.... The one whom he called love of his life ,for whom he killed his all the loyal supporters and his own mother. Pain throbbed in his chest as the poison spread through his veins, he looked at her smiling down at him a wicked smile... That was so different from what he remembered was your smile.

He coughed more blood breathing heavily. He clenched his teeth as he heard her cruel laughter .

"I really pity her.... She was so so innocent ~ she even drank the poisoned wine for you and you never once looked lovingly at her.... Haah!...~"

His eyes watered remembering your numb expression as he remembered you drinking the poisoned wine that was meant for him. Only a weary smile that you gave him the last time closing your eyes....

"Men are so dumb.... Killing their own blood while loving and saving the child that are not even their own. Hating and abusing the loyal partner while worshipping the one who are planning their demise."

His eyes widen at that and he looked at her .

"Oh~ I forgot to tell .... But as you are dying now.... Let me tell you the truth and ,let you die with the guilt.... Y/n's son that you killed ... Was your own son.... It was I just gave her a drug regularly during her pregnancy that made the child's hair snow white .... Its funny right????"

"After how you treated him and killed him with you own hands??? Hahahaha!! The poor kid called you father till his last breath~"

His head throbbing is heart more paining as he remembered the day he shamed you in front of whole kingdom for an adultry that you never did. Your son...."his son " whom he killed , his heavy sword piercing his little body.

When the 9year old boy didn't even knew what wrong he did to make his papa hate him. And then the broken and numb picture of you holding you baby boy in your lap cooing and asking him to wake up.

While he left you two there after giving a glance filled with disgust.

"Ah.... And there is more.... my son Rodrick..... His is not your son... He is my son with my lover the Duke of South..... Who will sit on the throne after your death.."

"Isn't life beautiful??? You never once looked your wife and son giving your whole attention to me and my child who were never yours to begin with........~"

His eyes started to close as he last time thought about you. Your pretty smile and his son..... His son with you.... He opened his eyes on his secretary's voice.

"Your highness crown prince..... You have to meet lady Y/n of L/n family today, she is the most suitable candidate as you mother choose her for you and I know you refused but you must meet her...so plea.."

"Y/...Y/n?? What date is it today??"

"Its 23th of April year xxxx and you must meet h.."

"I'll meet her!! Help me get ready hurry up!!!"

He don't know what had happened but he is sure he came back in past to the day when he first meet you. He still remembers how you waited for him for hours to show up and he never showed but later saying to you that he don't want to see you...

This time he will make it better , make you and Ariston.... His son happy... This time he would protect you two with everything he had!! Not able to control his smile he hurridely dressed up to meet you. You will smile at him and introduce yourself a little shy a little blush an...!!

His secretary barged inside his room and he looked at him in anger.

"Can't you see I'm busy ?? Im getting ready to see my wife!?..."

"But your highness.... Lady Y/n rejected the empress's proposal for marriage....."

He slumped on the chair , this never happened before... No why??? But it doesn't matter. You are to be his.... In this life and in every next coming lives..... He would do everything to claim you back...

Back in her room with a stern expression and strong determination Y/n looked at her reflection in the mirror. One hand on her tummy see looked at her abdomen.In this life.... She would keep her babies safe from that monster.....

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WHERE'S MY MONEY FISH! I'LL MAKE YOU INTO A DISH FOR THE CATS!

I want five hundred billion dollars and I want whoever reads this to have five hundred billion dollars

Now I want there to be a big battle between dads. Or that all the shitty dads who are abusive to me killed

All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.