And Are Those Cave Paintings??? Cause It's Colorful On One Side!!!

Girl why are you awake?! it's past midnight!

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Me:.... I wish to break my bone! Genin:...WHAT?!

Me:Now the person won't be hurt! YAY!!! *bone breaks in their leg* OW OW OW!! WORTH IT!!! OWWWW!!!!! Genin: *calls the genin's association* Yeah... umm... I got either the world's nicest person, or a crazy person.... Me: It's the second one! OOOOOWWW!

“I will grant you a wish. BUT… your gain will be someone else’s loss. If you want riches, someone will be stripped of theirs. If you want health, someone will fall ill. If you want love, someone will get their heart broken. And whatever you choose, that someone will know your name.”

*grabs twenty megaphones and sticks them all together* You will soon~ *insert evil laughter*

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

Me: *looks at Genie laws* Huh.... Okay looks like it's allowed. Master: I'm a lawyer Me: That explains it.

You are a genie. Predictably, your latest master uses their first wish to wish for infinite wishes, but you tell them you’re unable to give infinite wishes. What you didn’t expect was that they would instead use their first wish to wish that you were able to give infinite wishes.

Oh god.... she's stimming....

accidentally made the head too big… this is probably my last post on here and @silliestmanfr for a while cause of motivational reasons sadly. if anyone got advice on how to help motivation that would be amazing!! love u all <3 -🐰

Me: Oh hell nah. *grabs the monster and drags them out* Yeah you're going six feet in the ground

You are a monster who really doesn't care about hurting humans. In fact, you like blend in, so you often go to costume parties to socialize! However, this time, you soon realize there's another monster in the party, who is planning on attacking the unaware humans…

What about characters who think, "Would I mind killing? Seems like fun. Just stabbing someone. But I probably wouldn't handle the guilt..... but could I?" . . . Yes these are my intrusive thoughts and I need someone to tell me if having these are normal or not.... and also what about characters like that cause that kinda would be fire

Love it when characters are like "even at the cost of my life I choose not to kill because that's not my role in this world or what I want to represent"

Hate it when characters are like "if you have to kill a bad guy who actively has evil intent in order to save his victims that makes you just as bad as him :)"

Me: Why am I here? Demon: BECAUSE YOU CAUSED THIS!!! Me: I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FUCKING CURSE ME fey's lawyer: She's got a point fey: Please just be quiet.....

the demon that cursed you with infertility and the fey that you promised your firstborn are having a legal battle.

*Whacks the both of you out with a frying pan Rapunzel style* Sleep.

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

Me: I'm heading out! I'm making sure this kid is happy! My minon: But boss! The heroes! Me: They can go fuck themselves! I bet so many heroes denided seeing this little kid so now they have to ask a villain! and if the child doesn't have parents, get the adoption papers ready!

You are one of the most dangerous villain in the world of heroes, also known as The Death. One day you received a letter from Make-A-Wish requesting you to visit a sick child.