You Fucking Know I'm Reblogging! I WILL THROW A SHOE FOR YOU ACES!!! I WILL HIT SOMEONE WITH A HIGH HEEL

... were you talking to me or him? Cause if you were talking to him... I FIXED THE PROBLEM!

The hero busts through the door and says “I have come to end your reign of terror!” Just as you put a dagger through the emperor’s heart.

Well it takes a human to kill a human! Let's just hope we know enough facts to scare the Emperor off his throne!!!

You have been Isekai-ed! Isn't that great? Except when you look around you, you see those who summoned you are horrified. Apparently they are the "subhuman" resistance group of Elves, Dwarves, and Beastkins who tried to summon a hero from another world to defeat the evil tyrant human Emperor.

Uno reverse. Now you have to scroll up fish.

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

Something that ACTUALLY happened at school Me: No ya idiot! Feminism doesn't mean you hate women!! This kid I'll call by his nickname "Tolo" Tolo: I'm not a feminist, I love women! I'm a misogynist! *raises his fist* Me: *noises of anger*

Can I have your art skills please?

ROTTMNT Superbad🐢‼️✨

This is actually how they get into the hidden city

Me: I'm heading out! I'm making sure this kid is happy! My minon: But boss! The heroes! Me: They can go fuck themselves! I bet so many heroes denided seeing this little kid so now they have to ask a villain! and if the child doesn't have parents, get the adoption papers ready!

You are one of the most dangerous villain in the world of heroes, also known as The Death. One day you received a letter from Make-A-Wish requesting you to visit a sick child.

Me: I don't blame you... Time to teach you how to use a gun.

You were terrified to Marry a non human spouse to keep the peace. It’s only when you meet them that you realize that they’re far more afraid of humans.

Me: SOMEONE! DUEL ME AND DEFEAT ME!!!!!! PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA DO THIS!!!!

You are a terrible mage, yet through pure, dumb luck you managed to defeat an archmage in a duel, thus taking their place according to ancient tradition. Many mages protest against giving such a prestigious position to a clearly unqualified candidate, including yourself.

Feminism is supposed to be fighting for equal gender rights for those who have none, not hating men

I feel like it fails and only makes him freak more people out